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Comey Clears Clinton Again: 650,000 Emails Have Been Reviewed and Zero Criminality Found

He was just doing his job, telling Congress that the FBI had found a bunch of shit on Weiner’s computer. However, CNN and Clinton have been saying all along that there was nothing illegal about any of the confidential emails found on Weiner’s computer.

See, Weiner is married to Huma Abedin and state secrets are safe with him.

Comey wrote that investigators had worked “around the clock” to review all the emails found on a device used by former congressman Anthony Weiner that had been sent to or from Clinton and that “we have not changed our conclusions expressed in July.”

Now it’s the republicans turn to call Comey a traitor and how he’s cucking for Clinton. At the same time, the democrats will now rejoice and praise the integrity of Comey, who has done an profound job of reviewing 650,000 emails in about a week. The speed readers at the FBI are significant and proficient.

Alas, this should pave the way for a Clinton victory. America should expect wanton satanic rituals to take place tonight, in celebration of the pizza parties to come.

Here is Comey’s letter.

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24 comments

  1. joshua

    More importantly, how many nasdaqs can I expect?

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  2. ironbird

    Clown show blowback is possible here. Sorry but this simply makes the status quo look even worse. Now the Joker will most likely have a seizure on stage. Must keep the sick sedated. Wild guess.

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  3. moosh

    I’m sure the FBI crack team worked the weekend. This is unreal.

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  4. soupbone

    counter intuitive but the anger this is producing is high to Trump low to Hilly.

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  5. joshua

    Looks like the “assassination” story was bogus too. Shame you can’t trust any new source anyone…….

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  6. zeropointnow

    Combing through 650,000 emails in 9 days probably took a lot of nerd virgins.

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  7. juice

    they dumped the whole thing in the laps of the Republicans .. let’s see if they have the balls to get it to wikileaks .. unlikely .. this is a nation of pussies

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3910766/We-ve-got-hands-Congressman-says-Republican-lawmakers-set-Anthony-Weiner-s-650-000-emails.html

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    • soupbone

      at this point its been dumped in the hands of the voters. like the snl skits last night. like Obama signing Amazing Grace. its in your hands.

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  8. ironbird

    Right now the spawn of satan is giving another screeching babbling confusing horseshit speech about nothing in front of nobody with Lebron James. Wtf is the message? No one cares hence no one is there. Crazy times.

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  9. tha pirate

    Anyone think this was planned all along to keep the email thing on the front burner RIGHT BEFORE election day to distract from the other alleged scandals (Clinton Foundation, NUMEROUS Wikileaks allegations, $1 Million from Qatar)? Any chance it was done 36 hours before election day so an announcement could be made “nothing to see here folks, move along?” Will a majority buy it?

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    • chuck bennett

      I agree.

      Not surprised. Was actually expecting this.

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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    • ironbird

      What majority? That witch can not get 500 people without paying them. Only voter fraud will matter. “Citizens” according to our dear leader are everyone in the country including the ones six feet deep.

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  10. t.c.

    It all comes down to Florida. Lots of nail biters on Tuesday.

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  11. the raconteur

    This must have been the intention from the beginning – no way someone sits for two weeks on the info before telling congress then wraps up their “investigation” in a week. Nothing in government moves that quick. Strong game from the Clinton apparatus. Hopefully Wikileaks has something good to release.

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  12. joshua

    Damn, only worth 65 nq’s. Wonder how many calls and puts wikileaks been swinging.

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  13. active shooter

    Trump doesn’t have a chance on Tuesday………my guess is it won’t even be close.

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