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U.S. Intelligence Agencies Warn of Fictitious Terror Attack Threat; Maybe You Should Stay Home and Not Vote

No one is really interested in voting for Hillary Clinton, unless you’re sick or just truly misinformed. Earlier this morning the folks on Morning Joe were nearly in tears at the specter of Trump winning. These people are delusional and have lost too many brain cells in all of their years of debauchery, abusing their bodies with drugs and alcohol. Joe Scarborough is a hack of the very first magnitude.

Suddenly, as the Trump train presses on with energy, unnamed sources at some of our agencies told CBS news that a terror attack could happen Monday. See, if they said it would happen Tuesday, it’d be all the more obvious, as a scam. The goal here it to suppress voter turnout, obviously.

Just as a side note, if there really was a terror threat, why the fuck isn’t it going out through the proper channels, instead of some unnamed source via CBS News?

Answer: because it’s bullshit.

NEW YORK — CBS News has learned about a potential terror threat for the day before the election.

Sources told CBS News senior investigative producer Pat Milton that U.S. intelligence has alerted joint terrorism task forces that al Qaeda could be planning attacks in three states for Monday.

It is believed New York, Texas and Virginia are all possible targets, though no specific locations are mentioned.
U.S. authorities are taking the threat seriously, though the sources stress the intelligence is still being assessed and its credibility hasn’t been confirmed. Counterterrorism officials were alerted to the threat out of abundance of caution.

A senior FBI official told CBS News, “The counterterrorism and homeland security communities remain vigilant and well-postured to defend against attacks here in the United States. The FBI, working with our federal, state and local counterparts, shares and assesses intelligence on a daily basis and will continue to work closely with law enforcement and intelligence community partners to identify and disrupt any potential threat to public safety.”

Intelligence about potential threats always increases during holiday seasons and when big events are approaching.

As Election Day nears, federal law enforcement is planning for several worst-case scenarios.

Earlier this week, an alert warned local police of “polling places” being seen as “attractive targets” for “lone wolf”-type attacks by individuals motivated by violent extremist ideologies, sovereign citizen or other extremist activity.

Here’s the Morning Joe panel worrying about Hitler getting elected on Tuesday.

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20 comments

  1. metalleg

    Picked this up of a poster at ZH.

    Perhaps they’re just testing their models…

    https://mainerepublicemailalert.com/2016/11/04/busted-here-are-the-complete-rigged-pre-election-election-results-printed-and-ready-to-go/

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  2. riotact

    Gonna be a sad reality for folks that think Trump will win.
    America has a lot of stupid people, but not enough for Trump to win.

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  3. chuck bennett

    Yeah.

    They are so stupid cuz HRC is being framed. No doubt only half the shit it true.

    So maybe she only get 10 years in jail, not life.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  4. roundwego

    Looks like they are pumping to save it. Vix suppression as oil calapes. Die you peice of shit market.

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  5. rigged game

    Thanks, Obama, for 15 million new jobs, unemployment dropping
    from 11% to 4.9%, rising home values, rising wages, more people able to retire,
    $1.80 gasoline, 50 cent a dozen eggs, and a TRIPLING of the stock market!

    All in less than 8 years! You are a miracle man, Obama! Americans are
    SO much better off today that they were when you took over!

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    • bushwacker2

      Yes Obama is the miracle man!

      First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

      First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

      First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

      First President to violate the War Powers Act.

      First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

      First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

      First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.

      First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

      First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

      First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

      First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

      First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

      First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

      First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

      First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

      First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

      First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

      First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

      First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

      First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

      First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

      First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

      First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

      First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

      First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

      First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

      First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

      First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.

      First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

      First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

      First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

      First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

      First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

      First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).

      First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”

      Best president ever!

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    • cancel19

      Don’t make me laugh! My lips are chapped.

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    • jbran

      That all happened in spite of Obama not because of him. Why do over 60% of Americans think the country is going in the wrong direction ?

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    • wolfdaddy

      50 cent a dozen eggs? That’s fucking disgusting. Must be why you are so stupid. Do yourself a favor and eat organic eggs

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      • roundwego

        huh even cheap AA eggs are $4 dozen in california. gas 2.70 and remember in 2014 oil was $120 barrel and gas was $4.50

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  6. roundwego

    Pump done? Die!

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  7. juice

    It’s a diversion to distract attention away from all of Hillary’s felonious acts and a possible imminent FBI raid

    Their playbook has been revealed in the Podesta emails to those who weren’t aware of what goes on with secret societies, like the DNC and the US Government

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  8. bushwacker2

    “The only thing that can defeat Hillary is complacency.”….wow, she’s basically invincible.

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  9. hattery

    “CBS has just learned that 100,000 ballots of a specific, unnamed candidate were destroyed in a terror attack killing 1 presidential election”

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  10. ironbird

    This is fucking retarded. When Terror attacks DO happen the media basically ignores them anyway. Anyone remember Orlando? The event will be way bigger than a simple muzzie with gay issues or Christian issues.

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