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Not Only is Hillary Clinton Going to Lose the Election, But She’s Also Going to Jail

Recent rigged polls in both N. Carolina and Virginia indicate that H. Clinton has lost any semblance of normality within her campaign and is now barrel-storming for a most heinous defeat. Immediately following the inauguration of D. Trump, he will appoint a new AG, who will then make it his life’s duty to execute H. Clinton, or have her rest in jail for the balance of her life.

I imagine such a man might be R. Giuliani or even C. Christy, if only to piss off the butthurt libtards to no end.

All of their plans and schemes to co-opt American agencies in order to further their treasonous and perverted brand of mercenary capitalism has been upended. The entire email scandal that we’re learning about today will be viewed in the same light as Watergate, a lesson for future generations about politics and corruption and how it intoxicates people into doing utterly retarded shit.

H. Clinton is a very lazy and stupid criminal, whose high tech schemes to defraud the American people are crumbling in front of the world. She’s playing an old game of smoke and mirrors in a modern era of hacked transparency. These establishment elite, the caitiffs of our virtual world, are no longer able to shape the narrative. Instead, very sincerely, it is defining them.

So, as election day nears and you ponder about your utopian vision of the world — filled with fuckheaded latte drinking, electric car driving misfits, take solace in understanding that H. Clinton was never a liberal candidate in the first place. Her policies would’ve racked this country with even more of the stupid policies pursued by the thin man in the White House, who chain smokes cigarettes under a portrait of George Washington. If elected, she’d likely pave the way towards World War 3, permitting the roaches to take over under a heap of rubble and hellish flames.

For the sake of posterity and our youth, it’s important that we at least give off the impression that our institutions respect and uphold the rule of law, otherwise this great experiment called the United Steaks will all go to shit.

Trump is your atomic bomb, detonating over DC — laying waste to the elite, reducing them to blood and guts, and other small body parts, to be festooned all over K street. We’re going to make America great again and Mexico is indeed going to pay. But first and foremost, we must toss Hillary Clinton in prison for a period no less than 1,000 years.

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14 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG!

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  2. doubleplus

    CUBS FTW.

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    • moonshot

      Cubs WON. Poetic justice.

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      • ironbird

        Not to be Debbie Downer but no will give a fuck now. The Cubs were only cool because they were losers. Now Chicago is just a giant shithole murder capitol of the world. Cubs won yay. Now deal with reality.

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  3. metalleg

    I think I’m going to print your words on the finest paper and frame it so I can be reminded always of such a glorious time in American history.

    I will be a very satisfied man when I see her in shackles.

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  4. roundwego

    Trump is going win all the states!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp16z2l0p7A

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    • metalleg

      On Fox they are talking about the FBI investigation and corruption in the DOJ. On CNN, they are talking about the election and how each candidate is polling.

      I think if Hillary was indicted and led off her podium in handcuffs, CNN would still just talk about the polls.

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  5. helicopter money

    Fellow centipedes, what we are about to witness will be epic.

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  6. skulduggery

    Rudy G would be so perfect to drain the swamp. Fingers crossed that he’ll be Trump’s head chopper.

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  7. stockslueth

    The rallying cry should be “Drain the swamp!” The revolution is overdue.

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  8. t.c.

    Hillary is a swamp creature. lol. I think for the average Joe on the street, the fact that she got the debate questions early and kept quiet about it, says all they need to know — she is dishonest and untrustworthy– yeah she is going to jail too for bigger crimes, but that is more complex.

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