iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Wake Me Up When Something Big Happens

I have these amazing market timing tools that I created in Exodus, which have proven to be right upwards of 80% of the time since 2008 and I haven’t been able to use them since June. The whole point of me ceasing to invest in individual stocks in favor of bigger macro trades, fueled by Exodus, was to enjoy a better quality of life, while showcasing the software.

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But instead of that happening, the Gods have cursed me with this fucker of a market that refuses to trade down for more than 2 days. It has me to the point of madness, bored of the market, bored of finance, bored, bored, bored. I just wish we’d blow up already. Get it over with, so that I can buy. I wasn’t born to sit around and watch assholes make all the money. I’m certainly not going to buy now, ahead of what should be a market drop for the ages.

Most of you will be reduced to ash. I will use the embers from your charred heart to roast marshmallows in the coming apocalypse. I’ve taken liberties to short stocks again — something I haven’t done since 2008. All “The Fly” wants is to see sharply lower stock prices, the world in chaos, and the balance of all of the people on Twitter to zero out their brokerage accounts.

Is that too much to ask?

Also, once Hillary gets in, I’d like to see mysognosts and xenophobes swing from the gibbet. The Clinton’s are gonna kill so many fuckers after this election. It’s gonna be great.

GDP just came in at 2.9% v 2.5%. Let the good times roll, fuckers.

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10 comments

  1. wolfdaddy

    After the election the fun starts particularly if the orange pussy getter pulls it off

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    • jsal56

      My bet is Trump is going to win, he talks stupid and in five second bursts for a reason-it is the current attention span of America.

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  2. roundwego

    The cornered animal is very dangerous. Tough not to get emotional and impatient when recognizing corruption. But also we understand humans do wakeup to reality when confronted by pain.

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  3. roundwego

    It took three weeks for the masses to get bored of sex talk and wakeup to killary corruption that is piling up. Trump seams to win most battles in the long run.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-28/clinton-struggles-contain-wikileaks-damage-voters-grow-weary-scandals

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  4. the_swatter

    i came around here at the time when Exodus stopped being all too effective — i partook in the free trial and thought it was a nice simple interface, well thought out visually too — in other words, it’s easy to front run extreme and to me criminal anti-free markets central planning, esp with basic algo sw like Exodus.

    Let’s hope the time has finally arrived when there is recoupling in “markets” that hoses the fuck out of all these idiots who thought they were geniuses riding a rigged CB bull — u should see the abject morons i know that are “genius” traders since 2008…….a kind of recoupling of the idiots with their smart “trading” would def restore order to the broken game…..stock jockies, load up hard & good on them 200-300 pe stawkz!

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    • roundwego

      Dude you need to get laid. But paying for it doesnt quite work in this regard. So sad, so greedy.

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  5. roundwego

    Holy crap is millenial millie smokin hot and a very smart gal.

    https://youtu.be/e5oHjHoIY6Y

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  6. bushwacker2

    Fly needs for Trump to win so the market will meltdown. A Clinton victory keeps the status quo and an accommodating Fed.

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    • roundwego

      Giving a dead beat more credit is futile and potentialy dangerous. Its funny how intellectuals amass riches at the end of empire cycle. they dont keep it at the end. The barbarians take over in the end and physical strength and vitality will be prized instead of intellectual hubris.

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