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Who the Hell is Ben Fischbein, God Damn It?!

If any of you perverts are familiar with the site 4chan, you’d know that they don’t filter stuff. Generally speaking, the autistic people who traverse 4chan consider Hitler to be a great man, the law that permitted women to vote to be the worst mistake America ever made, and the movie 12 years a slave to be a superfluous example of cinematic comedy. Also, they’ve been known to spend inordinate amounts of time digging into every fucking detail of Hillary Clinton and the shills that support her. Their research moves from that pol forum to Reddit and then Twitter and then some of the alt right sites, maybe sometimes urinated on by Jake Tapper and John Harwood from time to time.

In short, bad decorum and wanton masogyinistic activities aside, 4chan embodies freedom of speech on steroids, the sort of speech that would make G. Washington change his mind about the revolution and instead hand the whole kit and kaboodle over to General Clinton.

Anyway, I’m digressing.

Suffice it to say, anything goes on 4chan, except if you mention the name Benjamin Fucking Fischbein. Ben is a shill for the Clinton campaign, most likely an inherently evil man with actual skeletons in his closet. It’s rumored he lives next to the late Seth Rich, so he might’ve killed him too.

He is the digital director for Correct the Record and it’s now being circulated that 4chan was sold to a Clinton super PAC and this barbarous man placed in charge.

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Here’s a measured analysis of what’s going on. Why does it matter and what the fuck does this have to do with anything at all? Who knows? Maybe Team Hillary wants to own the site that invented Pepe the Frog and burn the fucking thing to the ground.

Note: there’s also chatter about Assange’s well being and all sorts of theories as to why they keep spelling words wrong on their Twitter handle. But that a whole different conversation.

In short, fuck Ben Fischbein.

Note: A little less than a week ago, the hobos running 4chan asked for money from their users. Apparently, they’re broke and in the streets. Very low energy.

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8 comments

  1. dirkd

    Also of note; several users in the /r/wikileaks are up in arms after the strange addition of two new mods. The mods won’t release the “mod logs,” which other controversial subreddits like /r/conspiracy do, and the /r/wikileaks mods are giving bullshit answers when asked direct questions about it.

    Here is that thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiLeaks/comments/58w83z/with_regards_to_the_free_flow_of_information_the/?sort=top

    People are also starting to wonder if /r/The_Donald has been infiltrated, as it appears all their moderators are really new: https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/about/moderators

    We may be witnessing the silent takeover of the largest last bastions of free speech, but smart users are figuring it out…

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  2. heaterman

    So…buy the site Fly. become the last bastion yourself.

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  3. metalleg

    Introducing 5chan!

    Can’t another site be created that does exactly what 4chan did/does?

    That doesn’t help the free speechers between now and the election though.

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  4. motimatt

    Love styxhexenhammer666 he’s got great vids on all this political nonsense. And some “other” vids lolz.

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  5. yellen the felon

    4chan. Sure. Got it.

    Me thinks Mrs. Fly would break out the swatter if she knew what it was that you’re doing on the Internet in the wee hours of the morning….

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  6. roundwego

    Wow bkack jeopardy nailed it.

    https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk

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  7. sethster99

    My favorite 4chan ruse was when a member of the forum figured out how UPC codes worked and published some special coupons. Then others chimed in and created their own. People were getting free X-Boxes and shit from Walmart.

    http://i52.tinypic.com/2e4kyhl.jpg
    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/196/469/1320628410449.png

    Unfortunately, the lad that published the guide got busted.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/fbi-busts-4chan-man-extreme-couponing-098561

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