In private communique obtained from the offices of Vladimir Putin, by way of Wikileaks, we learn today of what could be the biggest fucking lie John Harwood, CNBC fucked face, has ever told.
In a quick and garrulous note from Harwood, who must’ve been bored as fuck with nothing to do, he asked the very slender and fit John Podesta what his time was for running a mile.
John Podesta, shit talker and victim of Russian hacking exercises, destroyer of the Hillary Clinton campaign
‘Roughly’, he quizzed, ‘what’s your pace’ — mate?
Podesta quickly rebuked him, saying ‘why do you want to know that?’ He then alluded to the idea that Harwood might be using this information to chase him from his house to the office — ordinary retarded level libtard conversation.
Then he posited: “8:30 mile(s). You?”
Joyfully and with great pleasure, Harwood stated that he was devoid of knowledge, an idiot when it came to knowing anything about fitness, freely admitting he was using the 67 year old Podesta as a ‘benchmark for being in good shape,’ considering that he (Harwood) was a fat barrel ass — always loitering about the dinner table.
He concluded the email, like a dick, stating he ran a mile at 8:15 — rubbing the salt good and hard, saying ‘that’s fine, but still sounds kinda slow to me.’
What sort of priggish monster asks a 67-year-old his running time and then says he ran faster, but that it was still kinda slow? If John knew the first thing about decorum, he’d say he ran that fucking mile at 3 minutes flat — like a champion speed racer — leveling the self-esteem of Podesta — thereby forcing him to grant as many interviews as John wanted. Or, he’d admit to being a booze hounding sausage eater who ran a mile in twenty fucking minutes, making Podesta laugh and also feel good about himself. After feeling sorry for Harwood, he’d probably grant an interview, or maybe even suck his dick.
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Most people could walk a mile faster than that.
Hilarious post Le Fly. This pissant should surely have race results some where, with obviously faster times.
What a fuckhead. He’ll be dealt with later, hopefully. But only after you have wooden stakes driven up your asses might something happen maybe.
may your weather be fucking awlful in November. Cheers.
Say what? Cloud seeding FTW.