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Julian Assange Punks the World, says Document Dump to Be Released ‘Before the End of the Year’

In what can only be described as the greatest achievement in internet trolling history, Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, fucked with the world — luring them into a press conference for months — only to say ‘we don’t release documents at 3am.’

In other words, he’s not going to release any damning information before the elections.

In this Wikileaks show of sheer and utter wasteful rot, several soft spoken ladies and men carried on for a few hours — speaking to the limitless virtues of Wikileaks, in addition to the unfortunate fact that Julian has been stowed away in an Ecuadorian embassy for five years eating ceviche, in an effort to escape the long, jagged, arm of the US lawman.

Consequently, we’ve all been rickrolled. It’s time for us to go back to Hillary on the verge of brain collapse and her spine cracking in half due to some mysterious ailment that is sure to buoy the Trump truck all the way to the fucking White House.

It’d be so god damned funny if I weren’t so god damned tired.

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13 comments

  1. firehorsecaper

    By year end, sounds a lot like the $TWTR buyout timing.

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  2. moneybagz

    Let her in then impeach her properly like slick Willy should of been and complete the Clinton saga once and for all.

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  3. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    OK, now I agree with Hillary. Drone this fucker on account of this bullshit.

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  4. juice

    Hillary paid him off with a promise of a release in the near future if she is legally or illegally installed as the next President. No doubt she will drone his ass upon seeing the light of day.

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  5. roundwego

    Release before nov 8. Release could start within week and last 10 weeks. He maybe the drone death treat made him a bit more causious and down play release.

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  6. roundwego

    Shit storm gathering momenrum

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  7. uglyflint

    Listened in last hour. Jones was fucking furious. That bitch is irrelevant from now on.

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  8. cascadia

    Oh damn, the nihilistic rapist has nothing.

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    • scottbot

      comprehending all the isolationist patriots hanging on the edge of their seats for a foreign rapist anarchist and Russian hackers to rig the U.S. election in the name of freedom is the best mental gymnastics

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  9. matt_bear

    it would have been awesome if he actually played the Rick Astley music video

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  10. freebie

    “There are about one million documents to be released by year’s end. Some will come this week and are “significant in relation to the upcoming U.S. election,” Assange said. Asked directly if the docs will “destroy Clinton.” He answered, “There’s been a lot of misquoting of me and WikiLeaks publications. In this particular case, the misquoting has to do with that we intend, or I intend, to harm Hillary Clinton or that I don’t like Hillary Clinton. All those are false. They come about as a result it seems of this campaign and those who are trying to personalize our publications”

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    • cascadia

      Right, he called the press conference to kick the can down the road a few months. Makes sense when the election is a month away- alllllrighty then!

      Much ado about nothing.

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  11. ironbird

    Friggin Europeans. There is a reason they never left. The burka age has officially arrived across the pond.

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