In spite of the fact that Deutsche Bank is not Lehman and the fear mongering of last week being nothing more than a hedge fund conspiracy theory concocted by assholes, there are some very staid individuals who have questions regarding Deutsche Bank’s $50 FUCKING TRILLION in level 3 assets. For those of you who partook in the 2008 crisis knows that whenever level 3 assets get called into question, there is a lot more fuckery to come — just around the bend.
Charles Peabody tries to make sense of the whole mess, but simply cannot — since the big, dumb, German bank’s derivative book is wrapped in a wreath of black smoke — surrounded by bald headed, big mouthed, body guards (extra Cramer).
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