Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign Will End Tonight, at 4am, Courtesy of Wikileaks

In what has been advertised to be the most important documents since the Da Vinci code, Julian Assange and his comrades promise to inflict irreversible damage to the global elite establishment crony capitalist corporate whore of a campaign, Hillary R. Clinton.

There is widespread panic amongst the establishment owned media gimps, men prancing about on the teevee (John Harwood and Jake Tapper come to mind), trying to discuss Donald J. Trump’s glorious 1995 tax returns, which showed that he had a loss of $995 million to carry over through eternity. What’s most impressive about the $995 loss isn’t the loss itself. It’s the fact that he came all the way back, like Batman stuck in that fucking hole of a prison, finally escaping to defeat and publicly shame the corporate hack, Bane.

At any rate, Assange is going to release the documents tonight, 4am est — which will come by webinar — in order to effectively school all of the catamites traversing Twitter in search of negative D.J. Trump memes.

Tomorrow's press conf in Berlin proceeds. London speech by Assange has been moved to Berlin due to specific information. #wikileaks10

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) October 3, 2016

It is widely believed, upon the release of said documents, H.R. Clinton will resign from the campaign and turn herself in to live out the rest of her days in prison.