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BEHOLD: The Great and Wonderful iBankCoin Presidential Debate Page is Here

Ladies and Gentlemen of the United States of America, both legal and illegal folks traversing these lands,

Starting tonight, at 9pm sharp, “The Fly” will undergo a metamorphosis, from the world’s best finance writer to the world’s best real-time political commentator. I will live Tweet the debates and would also like you to enjoy the splendour of it on iBC, in favor of the oppressive and ugly Twitter.

Ergo, we’ve developed a page of sorts, one that will serve as a wall — separating the dignified renaissance seekers from the rot that permeates and infects the internet on Twitter.

You’re all cordially invited to attend.

We’re still adding a few bells and whistles, such as a comments section, Pepe the Frog, and of course a Hillary Clinton cough meter. For those of you willing to partake in a drinking game, an exercise in energetic juvenile spirits, I will be taking one shot of vodka per H. Clinton cough. I do not expect to leave the debates alive.

The markets have gone lower, negating last week’s bizarre melt up; but all of that silliness is behind us now. Exodus will offer succor in a time of uncertainty and Le Fly will offer a sageness (extra Thanksgiving) unseen in the political arena since the peerless President Reagan sent an anonymous note to Mike Dukakis — telling him that taking a photo shot inside of a tank was a very good idea.

Respectfully and with vigor,

Le Fly

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35 comments

  1. mensch

    Sagacity?

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  2. roundwego

    sorry for all the zeroedge links but this shit is too good.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-26/hbos-bankers-busted-300mm-fraud-tied-lavish-hospitality-and-sexual-encounters-high-c

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  3. fryguy15

    If the networks were smart, they would also have a “side show” debate, which would entail a ultra-liberal millenial vs. a Texas oil man. Raw and uncensored.

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  4. rochester

    Here’s how it will go… HRC will go deep into details which will confuse most Americans and Trump will smirk and clown with some very good one-liners. Each side will claim victory as will their supporters and cable fluffers. Nothing to see here, carry on.

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  5. ironbird

    They better have the room lock downed. Generation Crybully could trigger and rush the stage. Giving the devil an instant seizure/stroke. Causing a gigantic gap down into the abyss open tape in the morning.

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  6. it is showtime

    PERMABEAR

    4
    -L
    –I
    —F
    —-E

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  7. the_swatter

    the anti-trigger warning space > libtard vag-hurt zone

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  8. formergeek

    This whole thing is all for show, Big Bro has already taken his seat at the control center

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  9. Marc David

    Oui

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  10. joyous__ending

    I don’t get this Hillary ploy of using Mark Cuban to stare down Trump.
    Cuban has been jumping up and down on the sidelines of NBA games for decades and never intimated anyone.

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  11. uglyflint

    Can the ban on Frog be lifted for the debate ? I need some good old fashioned gibberish to remind my why I support Nationalism.

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    • rochester

      Trump will be playing footsie with Putin and anyone else who allows his royal family to build a hotel. He’s no nationalist. Don’t you get his only motivation for running for office is to expand his business? It’s soooo obvious.

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      • chuck bennett

        @rochester you fool

        Hilary Clinton has done more business in Russia since she was in the Obama admin than anyone woman in history.

        Trump had done zero biz there. And I mean zero.

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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  12. ironbird

    Trump just got the endorsement of the National Immigration and Customs Enforcement Council union. Another brick in the wall. Yuge. They are the front lines apparently warning America about the truth.

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  13. roundwego

    Trump knows to step it up in the final episodes of the season. He always knows to have a surprise or two ready to set up the cum shot season ender.

    Instead of gennifer, maybe he would invite the former Haitian president.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5IS6Ya005E

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  14. ironbird

    Check out the Google main page. Friggin “register to vote” then it flips to Spanish. Unreal. The chicken scratches from the Orient is a nice touch. Thrown in for obvious bait and switch.

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    • heckler

      I saw that too but c’mon nothing wrong with people voting, right?

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      • ironbird

        That is some propaganda horseshit. Speak English or go back. Plenty of places to go live if one disagrees. Amigo.

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        • heckler

          I know where you’re coming from but there’s like fucking Latin on the all mighty dollar and there’s nothing in the constitution that says we mustn’t speak whatever.

          There’s lot of English speaking Americans that don’t vote – don’t you think they should?

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        • ironbird

          My great grandparents could not speak Ingles. There kids did tho. It is part of the American Dream. “Register to Vote” in fucking alien speak is what it is. Notice the clucking sound of Bushpeople was not included. Some sarcasm here brother mixed with the obvious.

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        • heckler

          get in the live chat homie this shit is no holds barred

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  15. awanka

    I’ll be disappointed it this doesn’t end with Trump saying “Hillary, you’re fired.”

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  16. roundwego

    “Trigger warning: The event conducted just beyond this sign may contain triggering and/or sensitive material. Sexual violence, sexual assault, and abuse are some topics mentioned within this event.”

    so does that mean Trump is going to talk about refugee rape in Europe?

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  17. roundwego

    Mark asshole Cuban, fucked himself by getting Deandre Jordon’s manager to manipulate DJ into signing with the Mavericks and dropping Chandler. DJ found out, after all of his friends told him he was making a mistake and that his manger was getting payoffs by Cuban. So DJ fired his manager and ended up signing back with the clippers and Dallas Mavericks are heading to the lottery for long time. Cuban is an asshole and shit catches up.

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  18. roundwego

    ha ha, Killary is going down. James Comey Will Resign

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-26/loss-fbi-reputation-irredeemable-james-comey-will-resign

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  19. moneyteam

    Widget showing the futures reactions to the debate? dollar? gold? oil?

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  20. moneyteam

    yo why is my default avatar so f’n sad looking lol

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  21. heckler

    Good luck all – I admit, since Fly raised the stakes part of me is now secretly hoping Madame Pneumonia coughs up 1.5 lungs and Fly gets so drunk he starts live trading gold and treasuries in the after hours.

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  22. roundwego

    dollar on the rise

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