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Conspiracy Theory No More: Hillary Clinton Faints at 9/11 Ceremony

Bear in mind, just last week a catamite reporter prefaced a health question to H. Clinton by calling it a ‘conspiracy theory’, which she was more than happy to oblige. While rumors of her health deteriorating spread like wild fire across the people’s internets, the pseudo-literaries in the government controlled press have worked tirelessly to hide her ailments.

I take no pleasure in the sickness of others. I am a deeply empathetic person– and only wish the Central Banksters intense harm.

Today at the 9/11 ceremony, weather conditions were a sublime 82 degrees, and Hillary Clinton passed the fuck out. She had to be lifted into a van, losing a shoe in the process, and shuttled away to her daughter’s NYC apartment.

Hillary Clinton had a “medical episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told Fox News.

The Democratic presidential nominee appeared to faint on her way into her van and had to be helped by her security, the source said. She was “clearly having some type of medical episode.”

Clinton’s stumbled off the curb, her “knees buckled” and she lost a shoe as she was helped into a van during her “unexpected early departure,” a witness told Fox News.

Even the Washpo blogger, who begged for everyone to stop discussing Hillary’s health last week, has eaten crow and posted this headline questioning her health.

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I am certain he’ll be fired before sundown.

Maybe CNN should re-hire Dr. Drew?

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30 comments

  1. dirkd

    Can I use Exodus to screen for popcorn stocks?

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    • Dr. Fly

      yes

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    • cancel19

      What are “popcorn stocks”? I googled it and got nowhere.

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      • joyous__ending

        It goes like this:
        When there is something entertaining to the crowd (especially the Fly) one sits back and eats popcorn.
        These events can be in many categories:
        – CNBC antics
        – Unpatriotic athletes in the NFL
        – Fed testimony
        – TMZ-esque stupidity involving hedge-fund managers
        – Saturday night Cinema with Le Fly

        The next 60 days will likely have many such moments, such as the debates….so in warped contrarian market theory popcorn should do well.

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  2. roundwego

    health reasons is her poison pill to evade foundation fraud charges.

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  3. UncleBuccs

    Uncle Joe Biden is ferreting through his rack of red ties at this very moment… (sans britches)

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  4. ripper

    NEVER WEAR SHORTS FIG

    http://i.redd.it/fb9yvt9fomhx.jpg

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  5. tradercaddy

    This will be like Weekend at Bernies.
    You now, the movie where the two guys dragged the body all over and all thought Bernie was still alive.
    Only this time, the media and her allies will drag her and prop her up and if she wins tie her to a bunch of horses and drag her across the podium to be sworn in.

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  6. joyous__ending

    Hedge fund sleaze ball Martin Shkreli, shows up at Chelsea’s apartment to taunt Hillary after her 9/11 stroke

    http://nypost.com/2016/09/11/why-are-you-so-sick-martin-shkreli-shows-up-to-taunt-clinton/

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    • og

      Wonder if this fool will even get jail time for KBIO. He might as well enjoys his freedom while he can.

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    • tradercaddy

      What a tool that guy is.
      Although, I would bet somebody will be leaking the video to the Chelsea apartment so we can see how many Docs made house calls.
      It would be ironic if Hillary needed some meds from sleazy Shkreli’s Pharma house (kind of like when Jimmah Carter needed an Israeli Co’s drug to stem his brain tumor).

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      • moosh

        I listened to some podcast, might have been radiolab, where there are drones out now flying in zones so high you can’t see with 360 cameras. I’m butchering it, but basically you can rewind live shit that happens and trace it forwards. Was once military and now gone private.

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      • t.c.

        I thought Carter was on Keytruda from Merck, but I get your point he did his best to screw Israel. He reminds me of Obama.

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  7. ironbird

    So many odd spinning plates. Those Native Americans those Football players those Deplorables. How about tanking the tape next? They are getting desperate. Who knows.

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  8. en1gma

    I passed out once from heat. When I woke up I realized shit my pants.

    I wonder if Hillary shit her pants.

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  9. heckler

    DUDE! And she dresses like some twixt version of Doctor Evil / Strangelove. Fake it ’til you make it H. Clinton, until down you go.

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  10. sethster99

    Am I wrong for hoping she is too sick to continue the campaign?

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  11. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Watch the videos closely. That was not a fainting spell. That was a seizure. She may have pneumonia, but is the least of her health worries. She is a very sick woman.

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  12. mx2101

    Re: Martin Shkreli At least he is in Manhattan, presumably happy with himself. Looks like a great place to have money and be doing whatever you want to.

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  13. jerkchicken

    What is the piece of metal that fell out of her pant leg? You can both hear it and see it in the video. Catheter?

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