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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Week Has Ended Without Provocation; May the Drunken Idiot Stupor Commence

A great man once said, ‘the world is yours for a season.’ As it happens, the bulls stole the summer, slumbered for the past month with it, and closed out the month of August on a high note. Although the indices have been uncorked flat, there have been gauche returns in a sundry of sectors. If you made a living by shorting stocks, you were slammed into the sausage machine and ground out since March.

The ravenous elections loom over the heads of just about everyone. Expect the rhetoric to reach a fevered pitch. The didactic method by which we’re funneled into the election booths embody a faux priggishness that I am often guilty of myself. I sometimes chuckle at my self-righteous outrage, when discussing the topics of the day, as I am a fallible person, one with several low traits. But I try my best and I sometimes get it right.

With the finite time we have here, I might as well make mines count.

There is a dynamism to the voodoo that I publish here, at least I like to think that. Fifty percent of you are pissed off at me for ignoring trades and discussing topics unrelated to the art of making money. Chill, this too shall pass.

The sinuous paths that I’ve taken with iBankCoin since inception is what makes us unique, relevant and profitable. The growth and prosperous nature of the site can be attributed to a malleability that others have resisted, much to their chagrin. The landscape of financial blogging has changed, measurably, since I began my journey in 2006. Having my ears to the rails, I sense another shift coming, one that fully embodies the populism that is sweeping America, and the world. I’m all about the culture wars, always have been and always will be. Social graces dictate that a website, such as iBankCoin, should comport itself like the top hatted gentlemen they profess to be. But, every once in a while, the sleeves need to get rolled up and people need to get knocked out (extra Deebo).

Enjoy the long weekend. Some of you have earned it.

Unfortunately, a great lot of you will behave in a ribald manner, booze hounding and prattling on about topics that cause others to recoil with disgust. Man is mostly a barbarous, garrulous creature–bobbing and weaving throughout time like muppets high off cocaine leaves. Talking potatoes, most of you are.

With that said, Le Fly departs for afternoon festivities.

Cheers

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8 comments

  1. it is showtime

    You have
    GOT TO
    replace -bulls- with -globalists-

    America you realize your markets have been seized? You realize that right? I’m so sure you do (not)

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    • fryguy15

      You must be down a lot of money. #wrong

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      • it is showtime

        You remember Barry Bonds with the asterisk?
        You have a bull market with an asterisk

        I contend the asterisk merely provides a level of deception that it still is. Being used by the same groups and cabals that the newsflow on here finally started reflecting. Any high level elite planner reading this knows how dead accurate it is. And how your muddled distracted sensibility is much more what they are comfortable with. #notdownalot #drawfromapool #loans

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  2. peso trader

    Justin Bieber is this generation’s Frank Sinatra, that’s what we’re working with

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  3. fryguy15

    The booze hounding and cokaining has begun…. Even money-making needs a rest.

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    • it is showtime

      No consequences right? Easy money and too good to be true and free lunches?

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  4. fryguy15

    On another note… I can’t fucking wait for the debates!

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