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The Month of August is the Month of the Ark

I’m taking a break from the news today, amidst heinous household events that have conspired against me. I’ll be getting my Peter Jennings on again on Sunday. In case you’re unfamiliar with seasonal trends, the month of August is a great one for passengers of the USS Ark and persons willingly holed up under the numerous protections of the gold mine.

Have a look for yourself.

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Specific to TLT, that gains are often bountiful and in an obsequious manner.

TLT

I’ve never been known to clamour for ape-raping markets, the sort of sordid affair that sends men off balconies and onto closed manholes below. Until now!

The ark floats.

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10 comments

  1. joyous__ending

    VIX is at submarine levels.
    A pullback of a 100 S&Ps would be a nice opportunity.
    Let’s hope the catalyst does not involve loss of life.

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  2. badduck

    Whatever. Up up up to infinity and beyond.

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  3. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    A golden month is ahead. Gold will hit 1400 during august

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  4. ericbakerbruce

    Jake Gint LIVES!

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  5. ironbird

    The fucking Lucifer ticket may have just been hacked AGAIN. We are being set up. The endless propaganda is not an accident. The Ark indeed floats. The party never ends until it does. Famous words by The Highwaymen in a way.

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  6. moosh

    The gold mines are a no fucking mosquito’s allowed zone aboard the depths of the Ark, right?

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  7. peso trader

    The New York Fed is chemtrailing the skies until election, don’t know if its going to rain until November.

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