Hello there lads from the internets. I write to you from the confines of the auto dealership. My vehicle is in ruins. It just decided to break on me, out from the blue. In addition to that, my central cooling system has imploded. Warmer climes preside over House Fly. Good thing I have two independent systems to comfort me in the event of breakage. Lastly, I’ve been blessed with yet another pinhole leak in my copper fittings, located in my ceiling. All of these blessings can only mean one thing: a great doom and pox awaits you in the immediate term.
I have a rich history with this planet and when celestial beings work in tandem against me, the universe has always offered me great big karmic reversals, propelling me to new highs, in order to restore balance to our dimension.
What do I mean?
I will tell you exactly what I mean.
Utilities are up 27% for the year.
Fuck Google, Apple and Amazon combined. That’s right, I said it. I’m not a fan of the market, as you can tell by my marauding swag. The only thing that I own is this ark aka TLT. Since my position is one of the bearish varietal, coupled with the inexorable facts that horrible crimes are being committed against me today, I can only presume 10,000 blessings of winship is just around the bend.
I’d wish you good luck, but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you had it.
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Fuck copper. Put in PEZ piping.
PEX
Nope. I do not want my drinking water running through plastic
Sympathies sent your way regarding the untimely demise of the HVAC system and the crippling of Chariot Le Fly…
Wish I was closer. I’d be more than happy to offer my services for the HVAC quid pro quo or …shit… maybe even gratis for the entertainment value alone of these sacred halls.
The chariot I can not help you with…
Concerning the leak/drip. If it’s on a fitting that is one thing and usually indicative of deeper issues. If however the copper tube itself has developed a pin hole, action further than simply replacing the tube may be called for.
The copper in the house is of the low grade varietal. I’ve been replacing it for 3 years
Lead never leaks, just saying..
What’s wrong the das auto?
John Kerry is so happy your air conditioning died.
Rule of 3’s at least you can take solace that your bad luck is over and was purely material.