The Prophecy States ‘the Apocalypse will come when Sky People Fruit Juice rises from the grave’

I don’t need to see MOAR. China is a short, this much I’m convinced. Shares of motherfucking Sky People Fruit Juice are higher by 600% the last month.

Look at all of them gains the past 5 days.

I don’t give a shit what the market pundits say, Dennis Gartman and the other crazy people inside my teevee box. This right here is the apocalypse. There is nothing further needed to discuss.