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Shocker: Pro BREMAIN Prime Minister May Suggests She Will Delay BREXIT Until Scotland is Onboard

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Oh, it seems the pro-remain Theresa May wants to delay leaving the EU, indefinitely, until Scotland is onboard.

The bastard leader of Scotland, Nicola Sturgeon had this to say:

“I was very pleased that Theresa May said that she was absolutely willing to consider any options that the Scottish Government now bring forward to secure Scotland’s relationship with the European Union, and that the process that now takes shape by the UK Government will be open and flexible and that the Scottish Government will be fully involved in that.

Prime Minister May:

“I have been very clear that we have to make sure that Scotland’s interests are protected and I want to examine every option of doing that. I have already said that I wonโ€™t be triggering Article 50 until I think that we have a U.K. approach and objectives for negotiations. I think it is important that we establish that before we trigger Article 50.โ€

Do you know when Scotland will agree to leave the EU?

Wait for it.

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NEVER.

Girl power!

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6 comments

  1. heckler

    If England does peace out of the EU, hopefully Scotland will finally get their FREEDOM!

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    • scottbot

      Remember, freedom is only good when it’s the UK, not when it’s Scotland or Northern Ireland. We can’t just have EVERYBODY being free, now, can we?

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  2. pyromonoxide

    Hi Dr Fly, potential news in Turkey, Turkey seems to be responding to a terrorist attack or potential attack of some kind. Something big may be emerging. Maybe not, it’s the internet after all ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • krauthammer

      Military coup being reported; turkey has initialized martial law atm, check out zerohedge

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  3. the dude

    Ah ha ha ha.

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  4. awanka

    We knew in our hearts that they’d find a way to weasel out of it.

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