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Happy 4th of July Weekend; Now Get on the Ark or Inside of the Gold Mine

I have a bearish bet going in Exodus now, my first since shorting oil a few months ago. God willing, this will work out better than that wreck, which cost me over 600 basis points.

Hem and haw all you want about stocks and how you’re making money, trading like some sort of jackass without a clue. Let’s talk about what’s working. I mean, let’s talk about what’s really, really working, ok?

Three things.

  1. The ark, via TLT
  2. Gold, via GLD or miners
  3. Utilities, REITs and other dividend payers
  4. At this time, I am not long REITs. If I was, I’d buy VNQ, capture the 3.2% yield and sit back to watch all of you clowns drown, whilst drinking dirty martinis.

    I wish all of you a great 4th of Jooh-lie and hope that you refrain from blowing your fingers off with those chinese firecrackers. Eat plentiful hot dogs and hamburgers, and be sure to drink some swill Budweiser to celebrate the vainglorious nation of US of A. While our politicians are of the reprehensible type, our people are the best. American made, sans cars, stand for quality these days, something that escaped our culture just a decade or so ago. There is a profound movement in this country to support American owned businesses, who employ American workers, and I think it’s great. It’s not XENOPHOBIC to love your country. Sadly, it’s only the people, the silent majority, who seem to care about what happens to the country anymore. Hopefully, this will all change soon.

    In spite of being an atheist, God Bless.

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42 comments

  1. the dude

    In my $GDXJ and $SLV rowboat. The $TVIX sail has been raised. Ready for the storm. Bring it on.

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  2. ConManipulation
    ConManipulation

    One of your best posts of all time, doc.

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  3. heckler

    despite being long stocks, being on the ark has done nothing but bank me coin, thanks fly

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  4. probucks

    @Dr. Fly: With all due respect, the better REIT to buy is LTC. I’ve been long this since 45.9 & it has MONTHLY dividends. $$$$$$

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  5. frog

    “While our politicians are of the reprehensible type, our people are the best.”

    How can that be possible? Did someone from outer space elect our politicians? Our people must be the best in some very naive way– when we claim to hate our politicians worse than the plague– yet we re-elect 90% of incumbent Congress members.

    Happy 4th of July to all.

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    • just3group

      Girl – you and I both know it’s rigged towards re-election. I’d love to see how many incumbents run unopposed ala Strom Thurmond and Robert Byrd being re-elected 20+ yrs post normal retirement age!

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    • Dr. Fly

      The people do not elect the best candidate. They elect the chosen candidate of two corrupt parties. Sometimes you’re dense.

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  6. just3group

    $VNQ and $DOC are 2 of my favs in my retirement acct

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Always look forward to the classic Will Smith Summertime. Happy 4th everyone, watch for lead poisoning in ChiRaq.

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  8. boyaj

    A throwback to my all time favorite non-financial markets related post. Have a Happy Independence Day good sir. http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2014/07/04/an-un-gentlemans-guide-to-fourth-of-july/

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  9. og

    What a difference a week makes. Everyone thought the world was ending just last week.

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    • scottbot

      The end of the world has happened so often lately that the end of the world just ain’t what it used to be.

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      • moosh

        True true. But some people got crushed. You do see what Fly has been laying out through news and opinion though? All the whilst floating out conservative and liquid ideas/trades….and killing it sipping kombucha in a hammock.

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  10. tradercaddy

    I’m going for hotted dogs on the grill this year.
    Bought some Viennaed Beefed dogs and will do them Chicago style (steamed bun, sport peppers, sliced tomato, mustard, neon relish, kosher pickle in bun, and celery salt on top).

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  11. mx2101

    May I suggest a toast (or a swill) to the voters in the United Kingdom, who chose freedom just as our ancestors did 240 years ago.

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  12. chuck bennett

    Watch out for that dude Xeno.
    He be crazy, bike snatching and shit.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  13. chuck bennett

    Frog.

    How old are you ? Seriously

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    • frog

      Are you saying that a person of a certain age is unqualified to have opinions, in your view?

      I’m old enough to have noticed that a lot of voters are very apathetic and just passively roll over and accept whatever the Powers That Be do politically. And young enough to hope that that might change in the future.

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      • chuck bennett

        I asked you a question

        I mean nothing by it.

        Please answer. Would be nice to know is all

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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        • frog

          I find myself unwilling to answer that question, since the Internet is the only place where I, or others, can go to discuss ideas purely in terms of the ideas– and not risk being categorized according to age, gender (well, except for me, whose gender has already been revealed), race, socio-economic class etc.

          People categorize each other in these ways 24/7/365– and it gets in the way of discussing and understanding ideas. Even maybe knowing each other’s preferred political party gets in the way of understanding one another. If an idea is correct or constructive or useful, it still is, no matter what the characteristics of the person who said it.

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  14. chuck bennett

    “They” don’t allow third parties. “They” the people who run the show do not and will not fund them. Voter turn out has nothing to do with it. You have the same two bums 95% of the time.

    “They” wouldn’t fund Bernie or Trump. These two guys are our third party. The fact that “they” will not give either one a penny is your tell.

    Since “they” will not fund them, I am voting for them. Anyone who is the enemy of “they” is a friend of mine and yours.

    Believe that.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • frog

      We’re going to get a 3rd party in the next election or 2. I can feel it. You’re right that Bernie and Trump have been appealing to people who desire a 3rd party. The wave of people who want a 3rd party is going to keep growing until it is unstoppable. “They” won’t be able to keep it from happening any longer.

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      • moosh

        You should look into doing something in the political field. You’d go places.

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      • wolfdaddy

        Were you that fat kid in school that always yelled out the answer?

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  15. wisprjet

    Happy 4th of July all. In my opinion, we live in the greatest Country in the world. Hope we can keep it that way. Enjoy the long weekend.

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  16. cascadia

    God Bless This Mess.

    We do live in the greatest country in the world; and don’t let an orange man with tiny hands tell you otherwise.

    America was great, is great, and will be great.

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  17. Po Pimp

    Still short $IWM and since Monday watched a really nice win evaporate into pizza money. Time to either cover or double down pretty soon… I’m leaning towards double down especially if that bitch gets up around 118.

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  18. moosh

    Fly,
    Any chance you would permit guesses from us pleeb varietal on your bearish bet?

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  19. bushwacker2

    Happy 4th!….Burgers, hot dogs, beer, corn on the cob and BBQ. Eat a big thick ribeye, lightly salted and peppered and celebrate your independence. God bless the Fly.

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  20. lesurgeon

    Amen.

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  21. Po Pimp

    Going non-traditional this year, shrimp and andouille sausage gumbo, tater salad and frenched bread.

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  22. cancel19

    Have a Great 4th everybody!

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  23. narwhal

    I hope we get a Fly holiday post. Last year’s 4th of July post was great!

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