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By the Authority Vested in Him, President Obama Declares June to Be Transvestite Pride Month

Technically, it’s gay month, as a whole. Being that the ‘T’ stands for transvestite, I allowed myself the authority, which was vested upon this blog, to title it the way I deemed fit.

It’s worth noting, I will not willingly enter a government controlled re-education camp. I’d rather be HARAMBE’d.

 

I don’t even know what to say about this. It all just seems very gay to me.

The White House
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release

Presidential Proclamation — LGBT Pride Month, 2016

LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, AND TRANSGENDER PRIDE MONTH, 2016

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BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION

Since our founding, America has advanced on an unending path toward becoming a more perfect Union.  This journey, led by forward-thinking individuals who have set their sights on reaching for a brighter tomorrow, has never been easy or smooth.  The fight for dignity and equality for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people is reflected in the tireless dedication of advocates and allies who strive to forge a more inclusive society.  They have spurred sweeping progress by changing hearts and minds and by demanding equal treatment — under our laws, from our courts, and in our politics.  This month, we recognize all they have done to bring us to this point, and we recommit to bending the arc of our Nation toward justice.

Last year’s landmark Supreme Court decision guaranteeing marriage equality in all 50 States was a historic victory for LGBT Americans, ensuring dignity for same-sex couples and greater equality across State lines.  For every partnership that was not previously recognized under the law and for every American who was denied their basic civil rights, this monumental ruling instilled newfound hope, affirming the belief that we are all more free when we are treated as equals.

LGBT individuals deserve to know their country stands beside them.  That is why my Administration is striving to better understand the needs of LGBT adults and to provide affordable, welcoming, and supportive housing to aging LGBT Americans.  It is also why we oppose subjecting minors to the harmful practice of conversion therapy, and why we are continuing to promote equality and foster safe and supportive learning environments for all students.  We remain committed to addressing health disparities in the LGBT community — gay and bisexual men and transgender women of color are at a particularly high risk for HIV, and we have worked to strengthen our National HIV/AIDS Strategy to reduce new infections, increase access to care, and improve health outcomes for people living with HIV.

Despite the extraordinary progress of the past few years, LGBT Americans still face discrimination simply for being who they are.  I signed an Executive Order in 2014 that prohibits discrimination against Federal employees and contractors on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.  I urge the Congress to enact legislation that builds upon the progress we have made, because no one should live in fear of losing their job simply because of who they are or who they love.  And our commitment to combatting discrimination against the LGBT community does not stop at our borders:  Advancing the fair treatment of all people has long been a cornerstone of American diplomacy, and we have made defending and promoting the human rights of LGBT individuals a priority in our engagement across the globe.  In line with America’s commitment to the notion that all people should be treated fairly and with respect, champions of this cause at home and abroad are upholding the simple truth that LGBT rights are human rights.

There remains much work to do to extend the promise of our country to every American, but because of the acts of courage of the millions who came out and spoke out to demand justice and of those who quietly toiled and pushed for progress, our Nation has made great strides in recognizing what these brave individuals long knew to be true in their hearts — that love is love and that no person should be judged by anything but the content of their character.  During Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month, as Americans wave their flags of pride high and march boldly forward in parades and demonstrations, let us celebrate how far we have come and reaffirm our steadfast belief in the equal dignity of all Americans.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2016 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month.  I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and fortieth.

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30 comments

  1. peso trader

    John F. Kennedy put a man on the moon. Obama put a man in a women’s bathroom.

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  2. frog2

    gender assignment is so 2015

    our kids should be free to decide on their own

    – frog

    (dont worry I got u covered)

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  3. speedius

    Our wig and panty hose wearing forefathers would be aghast.
    Maybe it’s just semantics, but the whole pride label never sat right with me. Norm says it best… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3M14iWyn8#t=0m30s

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  4. UncleBuccs

    Michelle Obama tranny deniers, watch this CLOSELY https://youtu.be/PvAxiHEezeM

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    • frog

      Do you live in some area that has zero black people? Have you never before seen a large woman of African descent?

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      • ottnott

        They are called “ebony” where UBux has seen them.

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      • UncleBuccs

        Those “bits” were jostling. That’s the point of the video. I’ve seen plenty of large women throughout my life, and none of them had genetalia that visibly flopped about in their britches while dancing.

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      • ottnott

        Eyes up, sir.

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      • UncleBuccs

        In case the frog is worried her recent weight gain has ruined her chances with me: https://youtu.be/7rWKKAkp1FY

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      • frog

        Oh, now I see what you mean. Nice photo shopping job by whoever made the video. I wonder if it’s done by the same people who make crop circles and then claim that space aliens did it. Fun stuff perhaps.

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      • frog

        Or I suppose the shape might really be there in the original video, but it’s just some fold or crease in the clothing, that when you blow it up to large size, gets people’s imaginations going.

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    • UncleBuccs

      frog – creases in clothing don’t flop about like meat filled pouches. And that bulge shows up multiple times. All this is no silly joke. Here’s a challenge for you: try to find a photograph of a pregnant Michelle Obama on the internet…

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      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        I’ve seen her closeup on several occasions. Your wife should look this good.

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      • UncleBuccs

        TC – you’re starstruck, no doubt. This is what she looks like (on the left) when the tax payer funded makeup artists aren’t around to work their magic http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rWv20AgRpfQ/TD_nz1JtksI/AAAAAAAAEYM/lHwSAT8QqUM/s1600/gal_michelle_obama_05.jpg

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      • iflyjetzzz

        Once again, I’ll state that I’m not an Obama fan. However: http://theimageavenue.com/2016/02/11/pictures-michelle-obama-pregnant/pregnant-pictures-of-michelle-obama/

        Michelle’s a man? Not.

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      • UncleBuccs

        ifly – Nice try. That photo was taken 4th of July, 2009. Here’s another shot http://s76.photobucket.com/user/cnrward/media/Ethnic/610x-104.jpg.html

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      • frog

        A lot of women like to get photos of themselves taken while pregnant, now, in 2016. But that’s not always been the case in the past. And if Mrs. Obama has some of those photos, she has no obligation to put them on the Internet now, just to satisfy people with far out ideas. They would simply claim the photo was a fake anyway, just like they claimed Obama’s birth certificate was a fake.

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      • frog

        A photo of a pregnant woman used not be the cool thing. Vanity Fair published such a photo in 1991. They knew they were being daring and did expect the photo to elicit

        “primal screams of those constipated critics, cranky subscribers, and fidgety newsstand buyers, who the editors and publishers surely knew would regard a pregnant female body as “grotesque and obscene.”

        http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2011/08/demi-moore-201108

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      • ottnott

        All this is no silly joke.

        It is silly, very silly.

        Keep an eye on the sky. Now that you have revealed that you know Michelle’s secret, the chemtrails in your area will be tripled for the next 20-day cycle. Start writing down the things you want to remember 3 weeks from now.

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      • UncleBuccs

        “That most of Joan’s peers did NOT crucify her for her statement that Michelle Obama is a transvestite makes me tend to believe that they all know Joan told the truth and just didn’t have the courage to say it. Plus, she was JOAN RIVERS: the quintessential icon of the entertainment left.

        My question is, what if Joan Rivers actually told the TRUTH about the Obamas? What if it’s true that Barack and Michelle (Or is the name Michael?) really are homosexuals, that Michelle really is a man, and that they have pulled off the greatest political hoax in the history of the United States? The timing of Rivers’ death is an incredible coincidence, if it’s not true. That is for sure.” http://www.newswithviews.com/baldwin/baldwin822.htm

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      • btn

        Well, if Joan Rivers is your news source, you should have just mentioned that in the beginning. Now you have me convinced.

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      • ottnott

        Plus, she was JOAN RIVERS: the quintessential icon of the entertainment left.

        She was a Republican and a good friend of the Reagans.

        Keep posting. You will get something right eventually.

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  5. razorsedge

    GOD SAVE THE QUEENS!

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  6. jonny

    Behold! The bottom of the barrel.

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  7. moosh

    Lol at the Demi Moore nude cover. Keep in mind this was in grocery stores sitting about eye level to every little kid in 1991… waayyy before internet. I don’t think they even showed some sports illustrated swimsuit edition covers fully back then? Meanwhile, there were pregnant women all over the place walking around in public all the time fully clothed or whatever, just like today. You reached far for that one frog.

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    • frog

      Are there photos of your mother when she was pregnant with you, on the Internet, Moosh? If not, is she a transsexual?

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      • moosh

        Not sure if there are photos out there now. But if not, it’s probably because it wasn’t cool and no one liked to be seen pregnant until Demi Moore got to pose naked on a magazine cover in 1991 because she was pregnant.

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      • frog

        No one minded being seen pregnant in the grocery store. I never said women didn’t go out in public pregnant. I know, it’s so much easier to win an argument and be right if you put words in my mouth. But I never said those words.

        What I am talking about here is that it wasn’t a thing, for most women, years ago, to have anyone take photos of them pregnant. So perhaps Michelle didn’t have any taken. And that no more makes her transgender than it makes your mother transgender.

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