This is the sort of press Chipotle could’ve swept under the rug, pre ecoli era. And this is exactly why CMG is uninvestable, since every food quality story has the potential to cause a 30% drawdown in sales.
People are truly delusional for owning CMG, thinking the worst is behind the company.
Earlier today some random woman with a few followers posted a picture on Twitter of her all but devoured chicken burrito bowl. At the bottom of her bowl was a treat of sorts. If you look at the picture you can see a nice chicken foot, which could be used in a sundry of devil worshipping, occult, black magic spells.
“Gabe” from the CMG Twitter customer service department is on the case.
Shares have rebounded lately, on the belief that the company doesn’t serve poison, or chicken feet at the bottom of their burrito bowls.
When I was in high school there was this kid (who was off the genius charts), made it to the National Science Fair championships with research on insect particles in food. He presented his project to class and informed us of the unacceptable quantities of insect particles in the school ketchup.
I have never used ketchup since, although I still love tomatoes.
Lol @ Gabe. How in the holy hell was most of that burrito bowl eaten without noticing a fucking chicken foot in it?
I like the conspiracy theory that the GMO crowd and Monsanto secretly sabotaged them for promoting healthier foods as a #brand. I mean, it’s almost too perfect, how the outbreaks seem to happen in different places just when the last one was almost forgotten. And now a chicken foot…I mean, it could be total ineptitude, but this just sounds way too good a story at this point.
I’ll eat every single free CMG burrito with a smile and but the stock
If anything, this will increase burrito demand from the chinese. #Bullish
*and buy the stock
You’re a glutton…for punishment
I’m sure chicken feet is on the menu in China. Hey, at least it was organic and safe to eat.
Good point, that was a free range chicken leg.
I’m sure it is on the china menu… everywhere actually. Chicken feet are not that far from a chickens leg, wing and asshole which people eat on the reg. It prolly beats whatever TB is serving with double tortillas and rice. This is fast food folks. CMG burns
If she had bought the wrap, it would have been nothing more than a healthy dose of fiber.
you are retarded if you think chipotle orders whole chickens or any cut of chicken with the feet attached.
DON’T KILL THE MESSENGER!
This sounds like BS. The food is served right in front of you. How would (a) the server, (b) the customer, and (b) everyone in the damn line not notice a foot in a sccop of chicken cubes?
It’s a plant, just made to win a lawsuit. They’ll DNA test it and find it’s probably not even a chicken foot, becuase the type of people that try for these lawsuits are generally not very bright.
Would you give a shit making $7 an hour to scooping garbage in a tortilla? That fat ass with the Chewie mask yesterday would have endured a whole unplucked chicken if it made the Burrito weigh moar. Factor in EBT. It is all good. Welcome to the ghetto we call America.
No, probably wouldn’t care. But I’m sure that I would *notice* a chicken foot and not be able to mask my surprise.
Also, watch people in line: you will find that almost all of them watch what is going in their burrito bowl as well as what is going in the burrito bowls in front of them.
That mask was pretty cool, the jaw . moved.
She got the spicy chicken bowl — chicken with a kick.
This is stupid nobody gives a fuck about it, the footer just wants 1000000 and burritos for life.