I’ve been out all day, traveling, partaking in Amish ritual dances and making sacrifices to the Gods, all in an effort to perfect my stock market picking prowess. In the meantime, markets closed at the lows of the session, delightfully. I understand that 95% of you have a long bias, in one way or another. Deep down, I want all of you to live long and to prosper and to forgo heinous drawdowns. On the exterior, however, I’d like nothing more than to kill all of you, under clouds of black smoke and shards of metal, capsizing your infantile 4 figure brokerage accounts and removing you from the field of play.
While some of you resort to parlour tricks and half-cocked measures to hoodwink people into believing the utter nonsense that you drivel out from your mouths, “The Fly” captivates millions by mesmerizing them with his Space Alien Magician (SAM) ways and boldness to declare the markets to be a dead place of sorts to park money, along with various other good traits that he possesses.
I have a few more errands to run and this will be a busy week for me. I appreciate all of you who signed up to Option Addict’s boot camp. He works very hard to provide the lot of you with an edge and has been very strong in his opinions that we’re on the cusp of breaking out to the upside. I am all ears.
Meanwhile, all of you may celebrate this week, as if it were a national holiday. It’s the week that I will celebrate my birth, 40 years ago. That’s for my legal records. As most of you know, Le Fly is immortal and is about 1,000 years strong.
NOTE: Since the age limit on iBankCoin is 42 1/2, I will be retiring from the site in exactly 2 1/2 years, as I am legally required to do so.
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Retiring from the site – That’s OK, we will all be dead by then anyway.
happy birthday
Oh Frog? Hillary is Losing Traction. As so should be. Enough on both sides are catching on. Her numbers at the very least are finding pressure
Happy Birthday Fly. Best blog on the internet.
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If you have $2,788.99 in your account does that constitute a six figure account ? Four figure account would be $98.99 (loserville).
Le Fly is from the tribe of Cain, by the way of Ninhursag bestowed to us by way of the Ark. Enki and Enlil heir apparent.
When you first started this then small blogging effort you mocked all who were over 40 with unspeakable adjectives and nouns. I have waited patiently for you to grow older, confident that you would be no wiser, so that I can mock you from a superior and now senior level. Soon you too will enjoy a discount at the movies. We will be waiting for you in the senior section.
By all accounts, Option Addict should be crushed under shards of metal and fed to the dogs by midnight.
I’ll give you the opportunity to try. Care to meet?
Fight, fight, fight!
Happy Birthday!!!
Well..well..well…You are just 40? Yes just. You write – act at least 10 years older…because of your music choices & history knowledge & vocabulary usage. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLY!
“On the exterior, however, I’d like nothing more than to kill all of you, under clouds of black smoke and shards of metal, capsizing your infantile 4 figure brokerage accounts and removing you from the field of play.”
I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
The school of hard knocks is the best teacher and it’s better to lose 100% of $5000 when you are 25, than 30% of $100,000 when you are 35.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qjiQwD7VCI
Hbd le fly
I thought the age limit was 47.5?
Happy Birthday