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A WTF Exclusive: OilandGasPeople.com Break Occidental for Apache Deal News; $APA Shares Surge

Reg FD anyone?

Nestled away in the bowels of an obscure oil and gas jobs site is the ho hum news of a fucking $25 billion mega merger, between Occidental Petroleum and Apache.

Oil and Gas People Exclusive: Occidental Petroleum are about to announce they are taking over Apache Corporation in a deal thought to be worth at least $25 Billion. Apache Corporation have called a town hall meeting today where they are expected to announce the takeover to their staff.

It’s too early for this shit.

Shares of APA are surging.

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8 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    Yesss!

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  2. The Maven

    Oilandgaspeople.com. Sounds legit. :/

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  3. halfbloodpope

    This should scare $WLL shorts. Not so good for APA employees.
    What I hear from my local TGT pharmacist is that CVS is removing any semblance of dignity they once enjoyed. Lunch breaks were first thing cut.

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    • The Maven

      Some times it is best to keep the pie hole shut, lest one be seen as a troll and a fool. When you visit TGT, which bathroom do you prefer?

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