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A Man Screaming ‘Allah U Akbar’ Goes on Stabbing Rampage in German Trainstation

A man with “political motives” thought it made sense to stab a bunch of fellow straphangers in a train station near Munich. According to reports, one person has been killed and at least 3 others injured.

Naturally, this is only news because of the nationality of the suspect, one who invoked religion before committing his heinous crimes. He’s been apprehended and will now resort to a fun filled life behind bars for the rest of his life–god willing.

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3 comments

  1. hattery

    Allah U Akbar aparently no longer means “God is great”. It means “Make America Great Again” now.
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/erik-soderstrom/2016/05/02/american-terrorists-shout-make-america-great-again-abc

    LOL, aparently the media’s new favorite american past time is trolling religions, half of Americans, plus all the friends and family of terrorist victims, and the political party of the founder of the company.

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  2. ottnott

    Maybe it’s just me, but, if I was one of the hundreds of gods credited with creating, well, everything, the behavior of humans trying to impress me would have me hitting the rewind button, going back a couple million years, and giving cephalopods a shot as the dominant sentient species.

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