BEHOLD: The Earl of Muddy Waters Announces His Next Victim

Yes, indeed. The financial aristocracy has gathered to fraternize amongst each other, offering sageness and stock picks, all for the explicit benefit for kids with cancer. While talking their books with pointed malice to ‘inadvertently’ profit from their well rehearsed presentations, it would behoove me to not report on these ongoings, especially when stock market royalty announced their latest short position.

Come hither small dirty man reading the internets from this portal station, corner of the world.

Carson Block, The Earl at Muddy Waters, would like to announce his latest short sale.

Upon mentioning his ‘thesis’ behind the short sale, the stock plummeted by as much as 14%. It has, since then, rebounded with vigor, now off by a mere 4%, greatly distressing and upsetting the good earl, who had wild eyed hopes and expectations of wanton cataclysm to befall the Little Rock, AK bank.