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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEHOLD: Exodus Free Trials Are Here; Rejoice in the Glory of Winship

For those of you who are ardent followers of the site and enjoy the content provided hitherto, please accept this great gift I lay before you: free access into the halls of gentlemen.

After carousing the software and bearing witness to unparalleled greatness, of a magnanimous scale, I hope you will join. Just know, all profits garnered from the membership of the fine readers of iBankCoin go towards the development and production of the Orbital Space Cannon (OSC), both designed and designated for offensive purposes only.

In addition to that,  from the revenues generated by your good graces, I am afforded a char-wallah, who is, essentially, a man-servant dedicated to making my tea. Sometimes I prefer Earl Grey tea with milk and honey. Other times, when I am in a cantankerous mood, I simply drink it black.

If in fact, you’d like a live demo for members of your bullshit enterprise, advisory firm, whereabouts you lose vast sums of money for your clients,  or some other form of 2nd rate money management business, I’d be more than happy to spare one of my char-wallahs for an hour or two, in order to tell you about the many virtues of Exodus.

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8 comments

  1. vandamme

    Earled gray, good sir.

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  2. Caffeinated

    One of these days, if visiting Sedona/Grand Canyon, please stop by the our tea shop for a fine Wuyishan wulong.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I was thinking about going to the canyon this year. I might just show up in your shoppe, anonymously. If a man should approach you and ask for a ‘magnanimous amount of Earl Grey tea, you will know you met me.

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      • Caffeinated

        That will keep me wondering, however we are used to celebrity discretion. aka TwoSedonaBums @ Trailhead Tea

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  3. matt_bear

    where is Macke? He hasn’t blogged in over a month.

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    • infinitezuul

      He developed a personal submarine and is exploring the depths of the ocean.

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  4. airborne

    Earl Grey tea is for women and gay men. Consider moving to the more refined Green Tea made with water that is NOT boiling.

    Exodus is a product of substance, all that is needed is a market worth using it in. Stay tuned.

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