iBankCoin

Trading with The Fly

Dr. Fly
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,428 Blog Posts

CRUZ SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN

Dr. Fly Tue May 3, 2016 8:47pm EST 8 Comments

After a long, ridiculous, speech, Rafael Cruz announced that he was dropping out of the race to become President of the United Steaks of America. In light of this news, the broke and disheveled John Kasich said he’s continuing his campaign, in order to win and become the next President of the United Steaks.

This, of course, is a trap and Trump is aware of this  ruse to snatch the nomination from him.

Congrats to Cruz for listening to the will of God.

Now Glenn Beck and Mark Levin will shut the fuck up, right?

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

8 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime
    May 3, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    the play’s, the thing, in which they catch the conscience of the king

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. vandamme
    vandamme
    May 3, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    What’s the trap?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. uglyflint
    uglyflint
    May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Beck on suicide watch.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. Marc David
    Marc David
    May 3, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    Not only will Cruz not be President, he won’t be called upon to babysit.

    Glenn Beck is doing his best to assplain “QE” to us dopes. Maybe he’ll pitch another book?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)
    May 3, 2016 at 9:25 pm

    Charlie Munger wears glasses made out of coke bottles. LOL !!!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)
    May 3, 2016 at 9:26 pm

    Bang Cruz…You’re Dead !!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. frog
    frog
    May 4, 2016 at 12:21 am

    Glenn Beck and Mark Levin will shut the fuck up? LOL, we should be so lucky that that should happen.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"

© Copyright 2007-2024 iBankCoin All rights reserved under penalty of bodily harm. DISCLAIMER: This is a personal web site, reflecting the opinions of its author(s). It is not a production of my employer, and it is unaffiliated with any FINRA broker/dealer. Statements on this site do not represent the views or policies of anyone other than myself. The information on this site is provided for discussion purposes only, and are not investing recommendations. Under no circumstances does this information represent a recommendation to buy or sell securities. DATA INFORMATION IS PROVIDED TO THE USERS "AS IS." NEITHER iBankCoin, NOR ITS AFFILIATES, NOR ANY THIRD PARTY DATA PROVIDER MAKE ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND REGARDING THE DATA INFORMATION, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR USE. Privacy Policy