iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Figures…Market Wants Moar Gains

Boy have I missed out on one heck of a run. Then again, I was burnt the fuck out, like a frozen waffle left in the oven at 500 degrees for 2 hours. I’ve been trading these stupid stocks my whole life, ever since I was 10. When I was a teenager, I took some money that was given to me through a lawsuit and started to make my mark.

I became a stock broker, made buckets of coin, became cynical and jaded, made an egregious error in 2014, then burnt out. That pretty sums up my career, one that I do not look back upon as an experience worth my time.

Writing this blog, creating stuff in Exodus, banning readers, ranting and raving, that’s what I was born to do.

I WAS BORN TO RANT AND RAVE.

Stocks do not want lower today. The clowns are out in full force, sashaying around in the wrong bathrooms, buying the wrong stocks, for all the wrong reasons.

There is going to be a brutal sort of hell to pay for all of this perfidy. When it happens, you’ll be able to find me on the ark. I’m always on that thing, watching the waves and examining cloud formations.

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7 comments

  1. the dude

    I bought BCEI from your watch list. Banking nice coin.

    Hope you hop back in the saddle again for a trade now and then.

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  2. t-bone

    Classic! I needed a good laugh today.

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    • btn

      Awesome story, thanks.

      I’m still trying to figure out why he thinks people should give a multimillionaire Fortune 500 executive $1.5M to bring that thing to the Americas (it’s in the Netherlands now). Was his golden parachute not big enough? Maybe 3M can cut a 1500 more jobs to raise this guy’s stock holdings.

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      • frog

        It does look like an attractive big boat.

        I guess some people who literally believe in the Bible might contribute some big bucks to him to bring it to the U.S. If you have a dream, and other people have similar dreams, you can get paid well– even if the manifestation of that dream doesn’t really improve the world in any way– or even hurts it.

        Think of all the stuff people have poured lots of money into, such as worthless pseudo-companies and their burrito stocks. Allocation of capital is often nonsensical.

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  3. Marc David

    Why ask why? Raise your glass to the sky and bring me a huge ark replica and charge $25 minimum to see it plus various room tours.

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    • btn

      “I WAS BORN TO RANT AND RAVE.”
      Better than burnout.

      Fly, judging by the waterfall-shaped cahrts, it looks like the market was just waiting for you to capitulate.

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