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BEHOLD: This is the Most Bullish Jim Cramer Monologue in the History of Mad Money

I am not just saying that to get you to access the blog. J. Cramer went super fucking retard tonight. It looked like he had rabies, foaming from the mouth, screaming and fucking yelling crazy shit, like ‘mergers and takeover are gonna happen in the oil patch soon.’ Also, and most importantly, Jim wants you to buy everything. He looked like the cookie monster up there tonight, spazzing out over a box of chips ahoy.

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The chemicals are ready to rock and fucking roll. The banks are a dream come true. For the love of dead matadors, he even thinks IBM is ready to turn higher in a very significant way.

Why? How could such fuckery persist on the teevee, you ponder?

Don’t you worry about that shit. Get an 8-ball, and 20 cans of red bull, ingest it all, then BEHOLD the grandeur and the greatness of American crony-capitalism.

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3 comments

  1. Marc David

    Cramer on the $50

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    • juice

      that would be entirely appropos of the current stage of the empire

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  2. it is showtime

    Did he leave the clock on 420?

    Average P/E on indexes goes up a tick every couple days. Tv bull commentators look like buffoons

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