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President Obama Invites Rick ‘Boss’ Ross to White House and His Fucking Ankle Bracelet Goes Off

You cannot make up a better story for me. Imagine you were the President of the United States. As black man, you worry about the troubled youth that seem to be shooting each other in the face all day long, in between Donald Trump riots. So you set out to do something about it. The logical thing to do would be to recruit black scientists, physicians, professors and other professionals to establish an outreach program, in order to give young people inspirational role models and an ideal to strive for.

As leader of the country, the very last thing you’d do would be to recruit a bunch of felons and drug addled rap stars, who actively promote violence, racism, sexism and anarchy.

That’s exactly what Obama did.

President Barack Obama invited Nicki Minaj, J. Cole, DJ Khaled, Alicia Keys, Rick Ross and Pusha T among other Hip Hop notables to the White House to discuss the “My Brother’s Keeper” initiative and criminal justice reform on Friday (April 15).

“I can’t even explain to ya’ll what just happened,” Ludacris says on Khaled’s Snapchat story. “History has been made.”

Oh, by the way, as the President of the United States, leader of the free world, was giving his speech about keeping the youth out of trouble, Rick Ross’s ankle bracelet alarm went off. He had to interrupt the President in order to fix it. He’s had it on since last year, as part of the terms of his release, after being arrested for kidnapping and pistol whipping his gardener.

Here is an old classic Rick Ross song. Truly, this is a man deserving of the White House conference on how to keep America’s black youth out of trouble.

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19 comments

  1. chuck bennett

    No!!! Not true

    What a country, with a bunch of idiots making it funny.

    Love this guy. Way to represent, who does he represent besides the 1%?

    Not really sure, but I’m sure entertained by it all. No doubt people like this for all sort of different reasons.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  2. ironbird

    Fucking Nixon all over again. Elvis was the King tho.

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  3. fryguy15

    The fuck outta here with that…

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  4. ottnott

    Effing Obama. It’s been a whole 5 days since he did something like what Fly suggests.
    https://hbsciu.com/2016/04/15/young-black-scientists-and-innovators-crash-the-white-house/

    No mention of ankle bracelets at that event. I smell cover-up.

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    • frog

      What are you doing on this Right Wing board noting something highly constructive that Obama did? Except for me and one or two others, Obama bashing and HiIlary bashing 24/7 seem to be the order of the day. Welcome to our small club of people who give the president credit where credit is due.

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  5. probucks

    It’s likely that Obama really just wanted Rick Ross there so he can get that WingStop discount when stopping through ATL.

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  6. Mad_Scientist

    Congratulations, Hussein. You just played yourself.

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  7. inandout

    Maybe their doing a song together , a Barracka Flaka Flame featuring Rick Ross remix would be cool

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  8. moneybagz

    Where is the frog? She needs to regurgitate the DNC talking points to defend Barry.

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    • frog

      Yes, Obama is not the Anti-Christ. He often does some constructive things, as Ottnott noted above. What scandalous “talking points” I have here, never before broached in your Right Wing propaganda “news sources.”

      I’m not going to say Obama has good taste in music, if he enjoys this crap. But we all have our faults. Not a good enough reason to bash him constantly.

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  9. blahblahblah

    good morning slaves to the machine

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  10. btn

    “Obama don’t care”
    I think that this was Obama’s FU to the Birthers and their ilk who hate to see ANY black people in the White House.

    Nonetheless, educated professionals would have gone better on this occasion, as Obama probably realized when the bracelet went off.

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  11. vampyr

    “My brothers keeper.” “My sisters Keeper” Done right, it answers the following:

    Head of NAACP: What are you going to do about this. BLACK LIVES MATTER!

    Hillary Clinton: “What are we going to do about this?” Yes Black lives matter.

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  12. hattery

    Brother’s keeper…. Great name…

    As in the biblical quote, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” Kain said after MURDERING Able…

    Judging strictly by the name, this program helps gives blacks an alabai for living out the “Thug Life” glorified by rappers.

    Am I close?

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  13. uglyflint

    You just know they were passing blunts left and right in the rose garden.

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  14. wisprjet

    I have no idea what this song is about considering I couldn’t get pass the first 20 seconds. My ears couldn’t take it.

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  15. frog

    Ottnott is right. This below was the constructive thing we could be focusing on. But constructive focus doesn’t attract readers/viewers like constant Obama bashing does.

    https://hbsciu.com/2016/04/15/young-black-scientists-and-innovators-crash-the-white-house/

    I can stand Obama having bad taste in music. A lot of people do.

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  16. lplongo

    Obama and his wife were nothing but hollywood reality show fro the start. All the tv appearances, her insertion into fashion as if that matters in the grand scheme of things.

    I really hope this story isn’t real. Meanwhile, the at the London Mayor;s office…

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