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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Monstrous Rally is Underway and The Peanut Gallery

All of the broader global indices have erected themselves upon the temple of greed. Wanton depravity is currently ongoing, with the NIKKEI leading the way in a most heinous of fashions.

 

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Right behind them, in second place, is the Ted Cruz of this party–the burgeoning nazis out of Germany.

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Last but not least is our futures, vibrantly lit. They’re fucking glowing Waldo. Watch us shine.
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Before I enter my coffin and sleep for the next 3 hours, I wanted to bring attention to iBankCoin’s Peanut Gallery. I started this project, bringing on writers to the site, many years ago, only to suspend it due to grave errors and syntax malfeasance taking place within its boundaries. A few month’s ago, I resurrected it; and to my delight, I was quite pleased with the results. However, as time waned on and the novelty of the PG wore off, many of the newly fashioned writers resumed their lives as alcoholic vagrant panhandlers. Ergo, I’ve been forced to cull it, out of respect for the dignity of these halls.

As you could understand, my hands were tied in this regard.

The writers billeted at iBankCoin are honored by the standards set forth within these halls, which, hitherto, have gone unmatched by any finance site in its station. This is the paragon of financial news and information.

Therefore, for the last time ever, I am opening the doors of the Peanut Gallery to a fresh stock of eager and aggressive writers. Do not waste my time if you do not have a passion for this. I am not here to fulfill a bucket list wish of yours. I would fucking kill you for much less.

All those comfortable with these terms and have an interest, email me at Flybroker at Gmail.com

nite, nite.

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7 comments

  1. blahblahblah

    too many bulls rising from the sh*t pile. bring back the full blown pessimism plz. TY

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  2. hahahahahaha

    The only way is up, baby, for you and me baby…

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  3. uglyflint

    Dawned on me the other day some of the Peanut heads disappeared the past month or so.

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  4. mx2101

    Good job culling the list, and no offense to those who were cut, thank you for stepping up. My view- give aspiring talent a chance to throw their stuff against the wall, and see if it sticks. (i.e. meets editorial standards and finds an audience).

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  5. btn

    Maybe what you need is a “peanut’s gallery’s peanut gallery.”

    In other words, a single blog where commenters can add a blog entry to if they see something that would be of interest to your readers. In other words, what you may need is not another blogger/writer, but an editor that can filter through the drek to approve blog entries.

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  6. vampyr

    I can write. I can research a topic that is given to me. I cannot come up with topics on my own. This is the only Blog that I enjoy and I keep coming back for more but obviously solely as a commentator; I personally see myself and I am more comfortable as a facilitator rather than a leader.

    As far as the PG goes, an honorable mention to Boyaj as a writer and commentator. As I’ve stated before, getting Macke was a coup, a “checkmate”.

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  7. uglyflint

    Too bad about that Dyer guy. Thought he was pretty good.

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