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Joke of the Year: The Daily Mail is Trying to Forge a Bid for $YHOO

What sort of fucking world is this, when a tabloid, piece of shit newspaper, whose stock has fallen by 24% over the past year vies to bid for one of America’s premier internet hubs?
DailyMail

What idiot private equity guy thinks this a good idea? I feel like I’m living in Alice in Wonderland. News media hacks are just reporting this shit like it makes sense.

‘Oh well, it looks like Joe Nuclear from the S. Bronx wants to buy all of America’s nuclear silos. We might as well report it.’

No. I don’t think so. Yahoo is fucking 15x bigger than the Daily Mail, an offal of a newspaper, the supreme shit of Great Britain.

This isn’t a serious news story; because it will never happen. That’s the way it should be reported.

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13 comments

  1. probucks

    About as funny as China’s recent GDP print

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  2. Marc David

    Yahoo a premiere internet hib? It’s a POS that deserves to be bought by another POS. Why is Yahoo still around? It’s like a necromancer that won’t die.

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  3. btn

    One thing that is interesting about this: European privacy laws are quite a bit stricter than the US’s. How would British ownership affect American Yahoo users (YahooMail, most notably)?

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  4. blahblahblah

    it’s a perfect fit

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