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For Sale: Yahoo Sets April 11th Deadline for Bidding War…or Else

What if someone came in with an April 12th bid that crushed an April 11th offer? This deadline business is more child’s play on the part of Marissa Mayer and her whimsical band of retards running the web giant into the ground.

Yahoo asked bidders details regarding financing, conditions or approvals that would have to be met on their end, and what key assumptions they would be making by deciding to move forward with a deal, the Journal said, citing a letter sent to possible bidders.

Oh, just in case you were unfamiliar with Marissa Mayer’s employment contract, she stands to leave the company in true robber baron fashion, capturing $37 million in bonuses, if she’s able to sell the piece of shit. She’d get 3 year’s salary at $3 mill per, $9.5 mill in stocks awards through 2016 and another $24.5 mill in awards that will vest ‘down the road.’

Literally anyone could’ve done a better job running Yahoo.

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5 comments

  1. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Start practicing your fucking yodel bitch!

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  2. bushwacker2

    The chick is clueless. Soon to be richer, but clueless.

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  3. t.c.

    Microsoft needs to buy Yahoo, then install Tay the teenage robot as CEO. Similar management styles I suspect.

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  4. blahblahblah

    just ordered my 53rd pair at NKE. must be fresh for my ark excursion.

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