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Cramer: ‘This Mini-Revolt at the Fed is a Travesty’

No one is able to explain the fuckery better than Cramer. Love or hate his stock picks, the man knows the market better than most and is able to sense shifts in sentiment like no other. That being said, Cramer is taking the Fed to task for the numerous hawkish speeches given this week, which directly contradicted the edicts set forth by their leader, Janet Yellen.

What has hitherto been a rather melodic and harmonious melt up for the better part of 5 weeks now, Cramer is sensing a shift in sentiment and is warning his viewers that if next Friday’s jobs numbers are strong, the devil himself will emerge from a seal directly under the NYSE and unleash his army of centaurs (half goat, half man) to kick in the chests of the traders loitering about the floor.

Strong jobs numbers mean more hawkish shit talking, equals surging dollar, plummeting oil, sharply lower equity prices.

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5 comments

  1. stockslueth

    These people are in the banksters’ pockets. They want higher rates sooner than later and people on the Fed have been issued a directive to raise them.

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  2. ironbird

    Fuck Cramer.

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  3. bexpo

    Cramer is a stock market genius. His show might be too much infomercial….but I cannot deny his absolute & encylopedic knowledge of the financial markets..he is also a great communicator not unlike The Fly.

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  4. grandmaster

    Great writing. Love imagining the Centaurs descending onto WALL, kicking in chests as they stomp about and eat tear sheets.

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  5. aformalcat

    If only Cramer could pick stocks…

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