iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,443 Blog Posts

Biden: ‘They’ve (Belgians) Got Backbones Like Grandmas’

What sort of stupid shit is Biden up to today? Oh, I don’t know. How about signing some stupid fucking book, in some non-descript hall, telling the press the Belgians have backbones like grandmas?

Traditionally, grandmothers are old as shit and have the weakest backbones in the human race. Some of them accidentally fall down and break their backbones in 5 places, reducing them into wheeled chair transport until death.

This makes as much sense as our President apologizing for the fucking Spanish American war of 1898 to the dictator scum of Cuba, which he did yesterday.

At least Biden is attempting to show leadership, albeit with asinine words and gestures. I am sure President Obama is enjoying Argentina today. If we’re lucky, we might be entreated to an Obama throwing of the U.K. under the bus, in relation to Falkan Island rhetoric.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

33 comments

  1. braveflaps

    I believe the Flemish for Biden is “I am cornholio”.

    As for the POTUS, any use by him of a word that includes Mal in it will – well, let’s just say that if you are walking the streets of Buenos Aires, make sure you have an open umbrella at all times, wear high boots, and don’t forget to get yourself checked for STDs at a competent medical facility.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. moonshot

    Was he trolling them? Thinking as non-native speakers they wouldn’t get an idiom like that and think it was a compliment?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. boyaj

    I wish Biden was running for President, purely for entertainment purposes. The guy has no filter, and does not think before he speaks.

    He’s one of the funniest people who has no intention on being funny.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. the dude

    The Belgians have backbones like grandmas.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Biden v Trump would be classic for trash-talking. I’d pick Biden in steel-cage match.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • infinitezuul

      Biden is a moron who gets lucky in politics because his idiocy is lovable.

      Trump would kill that guy. Biden has hair plugs and dentures.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. frog

    The other stuff Biden said made sense, except for the backbone thing. He does seem to put his foot in his mouth a lot and use words strangely. But I expect that the Belgians realize that he has the best of intentions.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. bountyhunter1

    Does Biden have wooden teeth ?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. rigged game

    We are getting all worked up about 30-odd deaths from a bombing.

    There are 1.25 MILLION deaths in motor vehicle accidents yearly, 234,000 in Europe and the Americas. Where is the OUTRAGE?

    Why are not ALL our “Homeland Security” people being deployed to the highways, stopping and inspecting every vehicle at lights and
    intersections and expressway entrances? I’ll tell you why: Because the military-industrial complex and our politicians need an ENEMY!

    This neocon-exaggerated “terrorist” baloney will not be exposed by our NWO-Military-Industrial Neocon-controlled globalist media.

    I propose a simple solution: Require all newspapers to list all traffic deaths within 500 miles every day, starting on Page One. Then any “terrorist attack” story or casualty list can follow, with the provision that the column-inches on terror be in proportion to the deaths, e.g/ 30 terrorism deaths / 3,000 daily global traffic deaths mean 1/1000 of the column-inches for the terrorist “story”. Ditto for TV news: on a “30 killed by terrorist” day, 0 .1 percent of a 30-minute news show,
    e.g. .03 minutes ( two seconds) can be a “terrorism” story.

    This is perfectly constitutional, using the “giving aid and comfort to the enemy”. Media exaggeration is EXACTLY what terrorists want.

    We need to control Neocon sensationalism.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. frog

    As for Obama in Cuba, respect for Cuban independence seems quite appropriate to me. Far better than the neo-con attitudes & policies that we will likely get from those running for president now, except Bernie. I think it’s great that Obama apologizes for our neocon policies of the past and doesn’t want to continue them in the future. I wish he were eligible to run for a 3rd term.

    Right Wing media may call it “weak” to not want to get the U.S. into another disaster like the Iraq War. But I think it’s stronger to follow the Obama doctrine “Don’t do stupid shit.” than to get into expensive bloody quagmire disasters that do a huge amount of harm and no good.

    A lot of the people in ISIS are Saddam’s former police, civil servants etc. who became unemployed after we invaded Iraq. There are other people in ISIS, but ISIS would never have risen to so much power if we had not invaded Iraq.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • gapfiller

      Yes, you’ve established that you’re delusional.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • frog

        Yes, according to Right Wing media I am. But Right Wing media has their own facts, not related to the real world.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. frog

    I keep getting Your comment is awaiting moderation on this:

    America’s unlearned lesson: the forgotten truth about why we invaded Iraq
    http://www.vox.com/2016/2/16/11022104/iraq-war-neoconservatives

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. frog

    Rest of the world sees U.S. as greatest threat to world peace.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/02/greatest-threat-world-peace-country_n_4531824.html

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. t.c.

    What a gaff. Backbones like Grandmas. Poor Joe.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. trashman

    you voted for that duo

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • frog

      Fly was right. After he voted for Obama though, he should not have paid attention to Right Wing media calling him weak when he is really strong in a careful “conservative” way, in the nonpolitical meaning of the term.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. frog

    I think foreign policy is best done with awareness that other nations are far more likely to follow our role model than to follow our instructions.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      Obama is the worst president in American history.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • traderconfessions
        traderconfessions

        Nah.. Little Georgie Bush wins that one.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • juice

        not the worst but he does have the backbone of a grandma

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • frog

        Juice, what is it that you wanted Obama to do that he didn’t do?

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • juice

        Frog .. I expected more of Obama. He is highly intelligent and I thought he could at least pretend to stand up to the illuminati, i.e. the powers that be, i.e. secret services, military industrial complex, etc., but he rolled over bigtime. I’ve heard that his family was used to bring him into the program.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. longview

    He said they have backbones like “ramrods”. Maybe was a little unclear, but clear enough.

    Maybe you were just joking?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. frog

    I prefer leaders who can admit it when they, or our country, made a mistake, and try to improve, rather than ones who pretend we are perfect and have nothing to learn.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. frog

    The U.S. invades other people’s countries to try to control them and kills lots of people in the process. Then folks related to the ones we killed, either physically or ideologically, come to the West and kill people here. We are surprised and don’t see the connection. Wash, rinse, repeat. I guess a lot of people like doing this over and over again, but I don’t. G W Bush and his neocon friends’ invasion of Iraq was a humongous foreign policy failure and a tragedy.
    That’s not strength. How can anyone see that as strength?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. doubleplus

    Falkland Islands. Falken: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kbgwrKtXSM

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"