Future former CEO of Apple, Tim Cook, said in a speech given today that the company would not shrink from the responsibility of protecting the data embedded in their ridiculous iPhones. He doesn’t give a shit about the government’s requests and if Hitler himself had war plans on his iPhone, circa 1940s, Apple would not be obliged to hack into it for the benefit of the allied powers.
Speaking of shrinking, Apple unveiled two smaller items that zero Americans will buy: a smaller iPhone and Ipad pro. Also, they lowered the price of the iWatch, since no one buys them. Additionally, they unveiled new bands for that caricature of a time piece.
Good day.
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I assume from your gushing (no homo) praise that you’re AAPL’s #1 Fanboi!
No shrinkage (George Costanza).
https://youtu.be/ldUZvxjKMGs
they couldn’t make this new iPhone SE with the same body as the 6?
who is gonna buy a phone that advertises a 4yr old design
Steve jobs is rolling in his grave
They did, it’s called the 6s.
Who in the heck STAGED that production??? It looks like the Big Hand behind Cook is about to slap him in the back of his head and say Idiot.
I can’t believe all the internet experts who don’t understand who the SE is for. It’s for me and tens of millions of others WHO DO NOT WANT A BIGGER PHONE. We don’t give a fuck about 3D Touch; we want exactly what Apple is delivering: a iPhone 5 with greatly updated internals and a kickass camera. Game, Set and Match. Apple will sell a metric buttload of SEs.