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Trump: Hillary Doesn’t Have the Energy or Strength to Get Deals Done

In a press conference this morning, Donald Trump promised to make America rich again. He is going to save social security and slay the Chinese dragon beast from eating all of our jobs.

Also, he discussed the low energy/strength status of Hillary Clinton. He cast her aside like a piece of parsley garnish on a rib eye steak, saying she had no business instincts and was terrible on trade.

It’s worth noting, Trump has many, many friends in China and isn’t mad at them. He’s only going to park the USS Reagan in the port of Beijing until we get better deals out of them.

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33 comments

  1. uglyflint

    The best thing about Trump is the US flag everywhere in the background. That right there cheers up the country. All we saw with O were those miserable yellow drapes.

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  2. zerosum

    Says the serial bankrupt. Nobody who actually understands the man’s record would let him within a mile of their portfolio. But were not talking “nobody,” we’re talking “The American People.”

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    • Dr. Fly

      That’s absurd. Only in bizaaro land is a man worth $10 billion a bad businessman.

      Some companies thrive, others fail. The bankruptcy laws are there for a reason.

      Stop regurgitating the establishment talking points

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      • longview

        That’s TEN BILLION DOLLARS. He says.

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      • eerydey

        I’m not a Trump supporter. Trump conflates his personal wealth with his business worth. The John Oliver segment was particularly funny as showed Trump, in legal documents, saying that his personal wealth changed based on his mood.

        The fact is no one knows what he is worth and it’s telling that he doesn’t provide proof to back up his ever changing claims. From what I gather he assumed control of a few hundred million in NYC real estate in the 80s and at 10 Billion that about equals the return from the S&P 500 over the same time period. Boring.

        If I wanted a business man running the country, I’d prefer someone that beat the average.

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Ten, two, one, five. Whatever.

    If you’re a fucking billionaire, YOU ARE A BUSINESS PRODIGY AND MASSIVE SUCCESS. Only in American doublespeak media is this failure.

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    • linmoo

      He’s a prodigy at playing with daddy’s money.

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      • Dr. Fly

        So, if I gave you 1 million and you turned it into $10 billion, does that make you a bad businessman or investor?

        Can’t you fucking people think for yourselves.

        He might not appeal to your effeminate version of America. But he’s not a bad businessman. That much is absurd.

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      • anjing bau

        Did he invest his inheritance or did he put it in a CD? Fucking pikers like you … invest your coin create more wealth….or piss off back to your 9-5 cubicle

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      • just3group

        linmoo – that was soooo 40 years ago. get a fucking clue….or write a bullshit bio like O and profit millions for nothing other than shitty prose. put down “Dreams from my Father” and read “The Art of the Deal”

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      • linmoo

        The comments here are completely laughable with such spite. Never thought I’d see the day where so many were in the tank for Donald Trump. Cynics abound. He will never be president. Ever.

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    • wordpoop

      He’s worth less than $500 million

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      • Dr. Fly

        Even if he was ‘worth less than $500 million’…

        Jesus Christ. Fuck all of you people. I am getting a headache.

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      • infinitezuul

        If you believe that you do not have the ability to think.

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    • it is showtime

      He’s overpromising

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    • longview

      Of course you are correct, he did well for himself, and probably for many if not all of his partners. That doesn’t immediately qualify him to be president (you didn’t say it did).

      I like that he is busting the balls of the Republican establishment — they deserve it and it is long overdue — but for those that have spent 7 years complaining about the imperial presidency of Obama, should have second thoughts about this guy.Rule of law, separation of powers, free speech, freedom of religion, etc. don’t really seem to be his bag.

      He is truly a demagogue, it’s bread and circuses time for the frustrated masses. The masses deserve a break, but is this the best guy to do it?

      Problem is same as elections past, there isn’t really a good choice, you just have to hold your nose and pick the least bad.

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    • traderconfessions
      traderconfessions

      So who cares if Trump is a “good businessman”? So was Angelo Mozilo, an equally oranged and slimy businessman. If wealth is your measuring stick then let Carlos Slim run the country and merge it with Mexico. Problems solved. Just saved 11 billion on a Yuge Wall. (I prefer a moat)

      American’s are too smart to elect Trump. His erratic behavior will catch up to him. Even the most talented tight-rope walker falls eventually. The egging on of followers to beat up protesters is the antithesis of American Democracy. Bet you 100 NASDAQs he limps into the convention.

      As only God’s gift to malapropism can, Ben Carson summed up Trump perfectly during his endorsement speech. (Full Yogi) “There’s the one (Trump) you see on stage and the one that’s very cerebral, sits there and considers things very carefully.” Unfortunately the two Trumps are conjoined and can’t be separated.. even by the most skilled surgeon..

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  4. boyaj

    He may not be worth $10 billion, but he’s most likely worth plenty more than $1 billion. This is by no means saying I’ll vote for him, but all in all, he’s a huge (yuuuuge) success. He turned a couple million into a over a billion dollar enterprise. People can say “he’s a failed businessman” but it’s such a blanket statement, and wrongfully dismisses his clear success. The dude takes risks, and has plenty of more wins than losses.

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    • wordpoop

      Nonsense

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      • Dr. Fly

        What nonsense? Hillary Clinton is the fucking ant-christ, establishment, helmeted face hack and you’re giving me shit on whether Trump is worth $10 bill or not?

        Fuck off

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      • it is showtime

        How dems or liberals or feminist wackos or whoever or whatever you are can insult&laugh at trump, and have&support hillary as their nominee is actually anti-christ endtime like behavior

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  5. Marc David

    Will we ever seen a person who makes less than $100k, doesn’t own a business and has a family not only run for president but be in the top 3?

    I know many people “run” but we never hear of them. Will there ever be an end to the pay to play system we have?

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  6. lesurgeon

    ARE WE BUILDING A WALL OR NAH?

    Many, many bricks. The best bricks. Bricks that you’ve never heard of that are better then the ones you have heard of. Great bricks.

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  7. dragun

    This is exactly what the country needed. Someone who can run for office and not be bought.

    He turned his inheritence nut into a fortune. How many silver spooners have fucked it up … many have. He will easily handle Hillary and even Romney if they try some end run at convention. How many deals did Mitt make that were good for Americans vs his partners at Bain?

    If he gets in and tows the line after then shame on us.

    This type of action was sorely needed. Hooefully the brakes dont fail on his limo.

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  8. jonny

    The operative word there is “promised”.

    More flags, (extra Mussolini), must be good.

    So if Hilary is “fucking …. establishment”, why do you object so when the “establishment” are the crux of all that happens here?

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  9. anjing bau

    Fly i am with you on this BS… half these fucking idiots whining on about DT’s net worth are probably 9-5 chumps…. so his Dad gave him a leg up.. so fucking what … did he waste it or run with it?

    Hilary is the worst possible outcome for middle class America.. you though Barry was bad.. he is the appetizer…..

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  10. uglyflint

    Trump will storm into the White House in General Patton pageantry. Kicking ass and taking names. Watch the thousands of little rats in Washington scurry for cover terrified of the Governors wrath.

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