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TRUMP GIVES THE SINGLE BEST VICTORY SPEECH EVER, LAYS WASTE TO HIS ENEMIES

This was single handedly the best victory speech ever given in the history of politics. Trump, with the most Presidential flair since the days of Lincoln, laid waste to all of his naysayers, leveling the specious arguments of all, especially Catchers Mitt Romney.

 

There were so many great things about this work of moveable art, I cannot name them all. Here were some of my favorite parts.

Trump brought out the Trump steaks, water, vodka and wine, all companies that were declared dead by Romney. Trump, in very Presidential and C-level exec fashion, DESTROYED THE FABRIC OF BEING THAT IS MITT ROMNEY.

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Fuck you, Mexico; you’re paying for the wall.

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Look at all of my products. I own them all, without debt. They are worth many, many millions of dollars–including Trump University.

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I WILL SLAY THE DRAGON BEAST HILLARY CLINTON IN SINGLE COMBAT.

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Come on. No one does it better.

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50 comments

  1. ironbird

    Indeed. You can almost hear the shrill scream of a Mormon. Finally figured out it was all bullshit. lol

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  2. s.k.

    The beginning of the end.

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  3. sia

    This blog is quickly becoming one of the most annoying on my RSS feed. Shut up with the politics.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Sia

      Don’t take my political rants too serious. This is theatre. Enjoy it and stop getting mad at stuff you can’t control.

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      • zerosum

        You’re a theater boy, but it’s remarkable how much actionable stuff I get from reading your one-acts.

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      • bexpo

        You are right & you have to enjoy what it is!

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    • dcolella15

      I remember when bull shit comments like this from Sia would get you a big fat ban from IBC

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      • sia

        I was thinking so too, lol. But I think Fly knows that mixing politics in an investment blog is always iffy.

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    • og

      Wow rss? Haven’t heard that in awhile.

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      • sia

        Feedly. How else does one follow a blog? Sit there and hit refresh?

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      • The Maven

        “How else does one follow a blog?” loooool, nobody else here seems to have that issue. Oh and I for one find politics and finance inextricably linked. Carry on Dr. Fly, I may not be a Trumper and have mostly steered clear of the GOP circus tent yet I was fascinated and watched the entire speech.

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  4. Woodshedder

    I thought the same thing about that speech.
    Shut up sia before I come out of retirement to explode your organs with my politicizing.

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  5. frog

    Wow, Hillary is going to win the general election, for sure. How can I tell? Because the 24/7/365 Hillary bashing continues on and on, including from Fly.

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    • uglyflint

      That witch will fan the flames of hell for 1,000 centuries. What about the Trump is Hitler hate on the left ? Fuck off.

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      • The Maven

        Flint, the Demicratic apparatchiks live in a fantasy world where nobody hates the Clintons. And they seem astonished when the hate comes from the left.

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    • infinitezuul

      She lost to Obama in 2008.

      Remember that in 2008 Obama was a nobody rabble-rousing and race-baiting on the south side of Chicago. Granted, he had the explicit backing of all media, which helped. Hillary is a very flawed failure of a candidate. Politics is not trading. The most hated does not turn around to win. Please accept this logic and understand it.

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  6. ironbird

    This post is what makes IBC great. Even letting the faggot frog robot post comments being a brainwashed trannie with a baseball bat up its hole. Is okay. All retards deserve a chance to humiliate themselves in public. Good job frog. Keep up the good work kiddo.

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    • edgar

      agreud. this site has improved since fly has become a bit more tolerant of idiots.

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    • infinitezuul

      Frog is in his safe space right now, avoiding your triggers.

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  7. bushwacker2

    Trump / Fly 2016

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  8. longview

    Will be interesting to see if these trends change and/or if the prediction markets really got this so wrong.

    http://predictwise.com/politics/2016-president-winner

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  9. probucks

    America deserves Trump as president just to prove that the job isn’t all its cracked up to be.

    Prez. truely has very little impact on your day 2 day life.

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  10. momono

    First time I’ve watched any of his speeches. This is exactly what middle America wants. If all his conferences are like this he’s going to win easily against Clinton. 55%+
    I’d say at least 25%, possibly more of those Bernie voters aren’t going to vote for her.

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    • infinitezuul

      I think it’s more frightening that the establishment republicans are desperately trying to stop them.

      Just as Trump said last night, he’s growing the party while Democrats are losing voters. Why are the Republicans fighting this so hard? It doesn’t make any sense. Kind of frightening.

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  11. zerosum

    “Trump’s press conference tonight was very presidential, if the president was Ron Popeil” – Frank Conniff

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  12. one-eighty

    Vote for me. Buy my stuff. What the fuck is going on down there?

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  13. bexpo

    Pure Theatre: get out the popcorn & watch:
    Every other word is The Best, the Greatest, I Will Beat Everyone, I’m going to be Great, It’s A Movement, I own Mar a Lago, Jack Nickolas Golf Clubs,
    Trump magazines, Trump steaks Trump Golf Clubs, Trump Airlines, Trump Winery, Trump Wine, it’s gonna be great, I don’t settle lawsuits, I own the Best Winery in Charlottesville Virginia, I own the most successful, I own the Best Property, I own one of the Greatest Buildings In The World in Chicago, I’ve won many Club Championships, Winning Is Winning and I’m A Winner! I have much more money than all of the other candidates, put together, times twenty, but I’m a Businessman – I don’t have to spend all the money- Wouldn’ it be nice if we had a country that worked that way? I”m number one in all the polls. I never pay bills when someone does a bad job. The polls are wrong…
    I can be more Presidential than anybody other than the Great Abe Lincoln,
    We’re not gonna take it anymore in this country…all these countries are taking our money, and trading unfairly – we have been big babies in the United States! We give too much & get little in return.
    It is CLASSIC!

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    • The Maven

      It is amazing, isn’t it? Yet the pablum we have been fed by politicians on both sides of the aisle has been so hideous, the theatre has improved even with this self-promoting buffoonery, hasn’t it? I look at the performances of Lying Ted and Lying Hillary and see the same old bullshit that I have been listening to for decades. Hence the rise of Trump and Sanders.

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  14. tradingnymph

    I am so sick with a fever tonight…can you please close the market tomorrow?

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    • braveflaps

      Hang in there, lady – if I can keep oil under 37 I will see what can be done about telling the markets to sleep in until Thursday, which a year hence shall apparently be known as Trumpsday, followed by Flysday.

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    • mx2101

      tradingnymph- Get some sleep and take care of yourself. You’ll be feeling better, it just takes time.

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    • bushwacker2

      Cold showers tend to boost your immune system. A 5 min shower will do wonders. Try it if you an stand the cold. Remember to control your breathing as you suffer the cold pricks of 10,000 needles. You will feel better– I guarantee it.

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    • anjing bau

      bearfluenza? /jk take care rest up drink lots of fluids and eat congee!

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  15. infinitezuul

    Watched this as well and am glad to see you dedicated an article to it. I was thoroughly impressed with his speech. Showed humanity and decorum, combined with his signature flare. It works.

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  16. bushwacker2

    “I love the poorly educated.”

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  17. the dude

    iDrumpfCoin rapidlly becoming annoying.

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  18. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Sanders trounces him in all national polls. I understand Sanders is readying his own line of hair care products to compete with Trump’s yuge steaks.

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  19. hattery

    Interesting take on the 3 wings of the Republican Party. http://www.dailywire.com/news/3959/establishment-vs-anti-establishment-vs-ben-shapiro#.Vt77BUibGrY.twitter

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  20. wordpoop

    Trump Turns Victory Speech Into QVC Pitch: I Got Steaks, Wine And Mags!

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  21. unrelated

    Oh wow. I thought you might have been serious at first!
    Then I sat through a couple minutes of it. Self aggrandizement, self-marketing, standard sales pitch, with a twist of the megalomaniac. Kinda creepy how he goes on about numbers as if people polled were heads of livestock, prospective profit, packaged for market. About how great his brand is instead of how he thinks he can make America great. A self inflated, delusional sense of greatness such as this megalomaniac is not sustainable. In the unlikely chance he’s sworn in, he’ll proclaim he commands the United States of Trump Steaks.

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