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NOROVIRUS STRIKES CHIPOTLE…AGAIN

Just when you thought the guacamole and chips were safe to traverse freely, another pestilence strikes at the beards of hipsters everywhere.

The conduit?

Chipotle Mexican grill.

A Chipotle restaurant in Billerica has temporarily closed after one of its workers was diagnosed with norovirus.

One of the store’s workers has a confirmed case of norovirus, according to the town’s health department. The remaining two workers are suspected of having the virus.

The are no reports of any customers becoming ill. The city’s health department says the restaurant voluntarily shut down on Tuesday.

Workers are sanitizing the restaurant.

The state Department of Public Health has been notified, according to the Billerica Health Department

Expect a phone call from your grandmother tomorrow, warning you to avoid the eatery. Share are getting rocked in the after hours.

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The upside is once Trump gets elected and erects the wall that Mexico is going to pay for, you won’t have to worry about any of this Mexican culture again. The country will be summarily cleanesed from it. Someone should open up an Apple pie eatery.

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7 comments

  1. sarjoy

    They already have apple pie eateries. They’re called Cracker Barrel and they suck.

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    • The Maven

      Give Cheescake Factory a try. You’ll be glad you did!

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  2. og

    I hope this means I get another free burrito bowl.

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  3. bushwacker2

    Chow down, amigo.

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  4. anjing bau

    God Blesses America… in strange and wonderful ways…..

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    • anjing bau

      my bad was meant for a different post… Norovirus and all this stuff is a very dire situation and not be taken lightly…..used to own restaurants back in my youth… its a tough gig and something like this is devastating.

      PS the quote above was referencing the political choices available

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  5. probucks

    I hope it hits $400 again. I’m a buyer all day @400.

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