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Trump’s Super Tuesday Acceptance Speech

Donald Trump laid into Rubio and Hillary Clinton in his winners speech, equating her to being an incompetent hack, while Rubio is persona non-grata, a major party controlled lightweight.

Look, he’s gonna build a giant 1,000-mile long wall and have the Mexicans pay for the damned thing. If China could build a 13,000 mile wall using donkeys and wheelbarrows, we can handle a 1,000-mile wall with Caterpillar tractors.

It’s gonna be fantastic. The best ever.

This is just part 1 of 3. My god damned laptop is crashing out on me and I am literally seconds away from smashing to pieces this $4,000 apple piece of shit. I’ll throw parts 2 and 3 up when I can. They were supremely entertaining.

The whole set up was great theatre, from an uber confident Trump to an imposing Governor Christie in the background with the poker face.

Here is part II.

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30 comments

  1. anjing bau

    they are going to build it and you guys will get the advertising rights woof woof

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  2. heckler

    Chris Christie is Tump’s like “pit boss” or “gravity man” from those old gansta vids you like Fly, you know? Pretty awesome. Old bully and gang style shit

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    • it is showtime

      And weeks ago he was just saying Trump is unfit/unsuitable. Trump either bought him or made him an appt deal. There’s your dealmaker president ladiesandgentlemen

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  3. frog

    Great speech. And he’s a master salesman– selling people exactly what they want, even if he can’t deliver that in the real world.

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    • Marc David

      @frog – Similar to running a campaign on Hope and Change? You .can those kind of lofy unspecific promises?

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      • frog

        Perhaps– although Obama would have kept a lot more of his promises if he had had a Dem dominated Congress the whole time. There is only so much a pres can do by executive order.

        No matter what the composition of Congress though, Trump is not going to build that ridiculous wall and have Mexico pay for it. Nor is he going to be able to do most of the other things he says he will do.

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      • frog

        But I’ll be really surprised if the GOP Powers That Be fail to stop him somehow from getting the nomination.

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      • infinitezuul

        “if he had a dem nominated congress the whole time”

        uhhh… he had majorities in congress and used them to saddle us with obamacare which is why he lost them.

        actions have consequences…

        you really mean “if obama was dictator and didn’t have to deal with congress.”

        another good call, frog

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      • frog

        You’re so dependable, infiitezuul. I can always depend on your for a non-discussion in which you pretend that you know everything and I know nothing, regardless of what I say.

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    • it is showtime

      We the people, are going to-promise ourselves into oblivion, The guy that promises things are going to be TOUGH, not get better, is the guy/girl we SHOULD pick. That position will be proven right in history

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  4. margin call

    He actually sounded saner than usual in these clips.

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    • frog

      I agree.

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      • frog

        Maybe he’s working on sounding sane, having been advised by someone that insanity is often considered an undesirable trait in a pres.

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      • margin call

        I imagine people have been advising of that for some time. The notable thing here is he finally acted on it.

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  5. tradingnymph

    Tonight in the European Session it’s going to be very interesting. Draghi had a letter released today which gave the same old “I’ll do everything”. Market smelled Coke, which was also earlier fueled by Coke Talk out of Abe’s Aide..and rallied like crazy. Tonight is the LAST time that Draghi can comment before he goes into a 1 week quiet period leading into the meeting. If he has any hope of not being caught over promising, it is tonight. The Question Becomes if he will talk and try to downplay the meeting tonight??? We will See.

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    • tradingnymph

      It’s a One Week Silent Period, I am thinking it is Thursday to Thursday…have to check on that.

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    • it is showtime

      Great summary. Did he overpromise? Did he emptypromise? Will he get nullified in 1 week? Or deliver, hopefully not. I didn’t know about an official Silent Period. Funny.

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      • tradingnymph

        Yep, We do have a ECB member giving a speech, everyone will be watching that for clues. Draghi so over promised and broke the hearts of the Bulls in December. With Neg Rates not working so good in Japan, it is a difficult position to be in.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    TRUMP IS GONNA BUILD THE FUCKING WALL.

    you wait and see.

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    • tradingnymph

      Fly, Well G20 said they should use Fiscal Policies to stimulate the economies, lol, ouch. Trump as a candidate… way too scary.

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  7. frog2

    this is 2016

    fuck a brick or fence wall

    we need a wall with heat and motion sensor lasers that evaporate anything that crosses its path

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    • it is showtime

      agree. wall? isnt that so medieval period. are we putting a fucking moat in also?

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  8. zerosum

    Theater is what it is, dude.

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  9. sweetbillyv

    I believe the current President is standing in the way of that wall being finished….

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  10. Mad_Scientist

    Wait, so… Why is Chris Christie there?

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  11. one-eighty

    The Republican Party nomination battle has evolved into a case study of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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  12. pb

    Get a Dell Precision.

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  13. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Last time I checked, those clever drug dealers go under walls rather through them. Somewhere in Mexico there is an orange-haired dealer promising his men that he can tunnel under any wall Trump builds. It will be like the classic Spy vs Spy cartoons. But he’ll never get elected so we’ll never get to enjoy the fun.

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    • frog

      But you could make a movie about it. Sounds good. I’d go, and tell all my friends to go too.

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