I knew this news would stifle the lot of you, Hansel and Gretel, chocolate bar eating fools. Nevermind the stock market and subsequent losses that you will endure for relegating yourself to asinine money management plans, the Mars Bar company has received a formal complaint that a slither of plastic was present during the consumption of one of their products.
See?
Mars Netherlands said it decided to issue the voluntary recall as a “precautionary step” after receiving a consumer complaint about a piece of plastic found in one of their products.
Mars, Snickers and Milky Way bars with best before dates between June and October 2016 should not be eaten, the company said. Celebration and Variety candy packs are also being recalled.
It was only a mere slither, in which caused the billion dollar chocolate giant to undergo a recall on a massive scale, stretching around the globe twice, costing them countless millions of dollars.
But do not concern yourselves too gravely, it was only a petulant slither of plastic in a Snickers bar that has everyone in an uproar.
Nevertheless, if you value your lives and the lives of your children, DO NOT EAT CHOCOLATE PRODUCTS FROM THE MARS BAR CORPORATION, dated June through October 2016. Oops, that means Halloween chocolate that was already consumed. I am very sorry for your demise.
This is only precautionary steps and the Milky Way subsidiary has denied wanton rumors that consumption of their ‘bars’ causes humans to morph into brain eating zombies.
As you were.
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The Chinese have been known to sell fake rice made of plastic. When warmed, it is soft and only thru ingesting large quantities could you perish. I think eating a tiny bit of plastic in an overwise unhealthy bar is not a big deal in the grande scheme of things.
People freak out about the smallest stuff. Meanwhile, they are still eating at CMG when no official source of the outbreak yet has been determined. Good luck with that.
Oh and just to stir the pot, get some comments going (positive or otherwise)
#Hilary2016
i got a great deal on some slightly used LL flooring. and as a bonus I have a helluva buzz.
As one person says “No Balls; No Babies” I think he meant it regarding risk but in your case of the LL flooring.. it’s just literal.
Today’s golden ticket. Hope to at least get a tour of the factory.