iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,452 Blog Posts

The CDC Corrects Earlier Findings on Cancer Causing Flooring; Lumber Liquidators Will Soon Be Crushed

You cannot feel worse this evening, if you’re long LL.  Just last week, the CDC released a report showing benign carcinogen levels in LL wood. Now, they released a correction of that report, which says their wood is complete shit, likely to cause cancer at 3x the rate of normal flooring.

 

image

This stock should get taken to the woodshed first thing Monday morning. Can you have worse publicity than “buy Lumber Liquidators floors, and receive with it, 3x the chance of a malignant tumor”?

Dreadful.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

8 comments

  1. inception

    An egregious error, no? Wtf

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. skalliwag

    It is completely incomprehensible to me why people and businesses continue to buy shit made in China to save a few bucks. This is right up there with poison dog food and motorcycles, cars and appliances that fall apart after a month. The entire country is a scam.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. eddiedaroza

    Dude who buys formaldehyde floors?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. RampCapitalLLC

    Laminate floors are for Midwest degenerates. Get marble floors like my man Rick Ross.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. bountyhunter1

    Those floors will give you a “very treatable form of leukemia”

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. mx2101

    Watch and learn about how houses are built for the general public these days. This may be the tip of the iceberg.

    What’s amazing is even large trophy “estate houses are frequently built with synthetic, plastic cardboard like materials.

    I watched a huge apartment building go up made out of 2X4 lumber, aluminum studs and composite panels. Only the stairwells are concrete block.

    This building could blow down in a hurricane, or more likely burn to a pile of ashes at any time. Essentially the developer sent the message they don’t care one bit about the residents or their possessions.

    I lost parts of the roof of a Lennar condo in a hurricane. OK that might be expected, But here’s the thing… the hurricane path was 45 milers away. Nothing but shoddy construction at fault..

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"