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Kanye West Wants 1 Billion Dollars from Mark Zuckerberg

According to his own tweets, West is $53 million in debt aka bankrupt.

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He the appealed to Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg for assistance to help “make the world dope” (that was in another one of his idiot tweets). By the way, he’s only asking for 1 billion dollars (extra Dr. Evil).

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After getting nowhere with his first appeal, Kanye took to begging. Nothing says “invest in me” like admitting bankruptcy and then going off on a deranged Twitter rant.

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After getting nowhere with Mark, Kanye has now set his sights on Larry Page from Google.

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6 comments

  1. dcolella15

    What a pathetic loser.
    It could be worse for Kanye…at least there isn’t video evidence of his wife whoring herself out and getting plowed by other African American men….wait….never mind.

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  2. frog

    Just because a person is famous, and would be rich if they had learned how to manage their money properly, doesn’t mean they are competent to deal with life. I hope that one of the people he asks for help will tell him to take a class in money management, and to get himself a competent psychotherapist who can help him to cope with his life. It’s sad that he thinks that the solution to his self-created debt is to beg for money from acquaintances– people who have more sense than to lend it to someone who is clueless about how to use and manage money constructively.

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    • dcolella15

      Maybe he should sell out to Shkreli…

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      • frog

        Maybe he will, but if he does, it won’t solve his problem. Anyone who can blow threw 53 million can easily blow through additional large sums of money. He needs to learn money management skills and needs to get his head on straight about how to cope constructively with money and with life.

        There is no one in the world who makes enough money that he can’t drive himself into bankruptcy repeatedly, if he is incompetent in handling his money and his life.

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  3. pb

    Just a fork in the eye of his creditors…which they richly deserve.

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  4. skulduggery

    Didn’t Martin Shkreli offer to buy Kanye for $10,000,000 or so? Perhaps he can assume payments of Kanye’s debts. Kanye could then tweet about indentured servitude by the man again.

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