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That Rally Failed

Dr. Fly Tue Feb 9, 2016 4:02pm EST 15 Comments

It looked good, three different times throughout the day, only to fail miserably–leaving investors holding a flaming bag of shit.

I hate to say this, but the entire fate of the western world now lies in the wrinkled hands of Grandma Yellen tomorrow.

Crude was lower.

Oil stocks were cosmically fucked, down 5-10% across the board.

Breadth was at 38%

Airlines were the best performers on the day.

Oh, and yes, TLT was higher by 14 cents for the day, to $131.63.

The ark floats.

NOTE: I purchased SPY at $183.69 today. ***Limited Exodus free trials will begin at midnight…stay tuned***

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15 comments

  1. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    February 9, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    love the transformer cartoon title pics. always a fave. Jazz coming soon?

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  2. zheeeem
    zheeeem
    February 9, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Woulda had a rally but for the IEA report. Like it’s some kind of big news that there’s an oil glut.

    Would be nice to give Exodus another try. I didn’t do it justice last time.

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  3. the grandma
    the grandma
    February 9, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    Oh boy. I knew we’d fail the moment you said we could rally.

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  4. edgar
    edgar
    February 9, 2016 at 4:50 pm

    yellen – down bullard, up, dudley sideways, evans, diagonal
    i’m gonna ride you like a harley on a bad piece a road

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  5. infinitezuul
    infinitezuul
    February 9, 2016 at 4:53 pm

    *Yellen: Not reversing course on rate hike
    *Yellen: Sees less hikes this year
    *Yellen: Cites “Global uncertainties”
    *Yellen: Considering restarting QE
    *Yellen: Considering expanded QE
    *Yellen: Considering “much bigger” QE
    *Yellen: Considering QE that is “bigger than your biggest assumption”
    *Yellen: Considering “Fuck You Sized QE”
    *Yellen: Considering modifying Fed Portfolio
    *Yellen: Considering increasing duration of Fed Portfolio
    *Yellen: Don’t call me grandma
    *Yellen: I ain’t your grandma

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    • edgar
      edgar
      February 9, 2016 at 4:58 pm

      *YELLEN: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
      *YELLEN: YOU CAN DRINK YOUR OWN MILKSHAKE
      *YELLEN: HERE, DRINK MY MILKSHAKE
      *YELLEN: THERE WILL BE NO MOAR MILKSHAKES

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  6. og
    og
    February 9, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    Misses get sold off 30%+ these days. Crazy.

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  7. frog
    frog
    February 9, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    It’s true that Yellen is the most powerful person on earth. The Fed Head is always that.

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  8. frog
    frog
    February 9, 2016 at 5:24 pm

    The entire fate of the world always lies in the Fed’s hands. But this time it is more evident than usual.

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  9. doughjadank
    doughjadank
    February 9, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    Anyone else want to see the next 40 years? Fuck you old dickbags screwing shit up.

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  10. t.c.
    t.c.
    February 9, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    $183.65 was a good fill.

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  11. blahblahblah
    blahblahblah
    February 9, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    lolz *flaming bag of shit. only two more years to go.

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