Some Financials Are Behaving Rather Grimly Today

I bet the shareholders of DB, MS and GS would much prefer to be aboard my ark, rather than their nefarious banks from hell, no?

Dare I say, a brand new financial crisis is being born, right before our eyes?

All jokes aside, markets will bounce soon. It just has to. If Yellen stokes these flames anymore, we’ll fucking self destruct and take the whole planet back to the caveman ages, where Yellen will be stoned to death for not being able to carry large boulders far enough by her local warlord.

These are dark, dark times.

Note: I am still 75% cash, 25% TLT– waiting.