Gold, Treasuries Rise; Stocks Set to Dive Headlong into Cement Blocks

Gold is soaring this morning, as futures plunge into the dark, rabble-rousing, sea of perfidy. Investors, for reasons inexplicable to the layman, are now viewing gold as a safe haven, something that has been absent from the industry for more than 4 years.

The traditional ‘risk off’ trade, long bonds, is working again this morning.

Gentlemen, get aboard the ark. Feel free to bring your gold bricks. We can use them to bash the skulls in of the cows onboard.