BEHOLD the Danger that Has the Internet All in a Frenzy

Deutsche Bank credit default swaps soared today, which motivated all of the fashionable bears to gallivant about the internets declaring an end to western finance, as well as ‘the next Lehman’ event to be forthcoming.

The big stupid German bank is holding the bag for Greek and Chinese idiocy on a very large scale. Its complete annihilation and dissolution will inexorably force the world into an Armageddon, unseen since the days of Atlantis.