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Marissa Mayer Bores Investors to Death in Low Energy CNBC Interview

Maybe she’s on mountain time, or perhaps vacationing in Hawaii? This interview could be shown to people with sleep depravation issues and they’d be cured. Who needs ambien when you could watch this snooze-fest?

I had to edit out the first 6 minutes of it. She was literally half asleep while talking to Faber, who was perplexed about her claim that Yahoo was coming from a position of strength.

When asked about sum of parts valuation of YHOO or potential sale of the company, Mayer offered nothing but low energy, boilerplate, corporate talking notes 101, horseshit.

The stock edged lower during the interview, down almost 3% in early trading.

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12 comments

  1. uglyflint

    Hangin with Cheech & Chong ? LMAO, great front page snap !

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  2. bobbin4apples

    She sounds tired and sick.

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    • rigged game

      She is sick and tired of being incessantly bashed by the misogynysts, despite more than doubling the stock price since she took over. (I don’t give a rat’s assif YHOO stock went up “only because of Alibaba”. _She didn’t SELL ALL OF ALIBABA at 20 when she took over, did she?)

      The game riggers are trying to drive out Marissa, and drive out public investors in YHOO before the big takeover is announced.

      Stick with YHOO, investors!

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  3. t.c.

    Hard to say anything positive except she showed up on time.

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  4. toad37

    Too painful, couldn’t finish watching

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  5. halfbloodpope

    She is endorsed by Valium.

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  6. Marc David

    It’s early out here. You East coast people want her up at what? 4am? F that. I’d be literally asleep. To be fair, she’s been asleep at the wheel of Yahoo for months during the day. Maybe she’s sick? Bored? Just wants a huge check and had to do this interview as part of a parachute package?

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    • halfbloodpope

      she did just have a baby

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      • Marc David

        Right.. she tells everybody to come back into the office and touted she has kids.. then builds a CEO day care. Typical. Hey look at me.. if I can do it so can you! Oh FYI.. you’ll need to get your kids some care.. you can’t use my private nanny.

        Just another incompetent, has friends in high places.. CEO

        I feel bad for the few at Yahoo who probably have given it all up in hopes of some career or stock and sit in cubes doing the real work while she’s just telling people to “make it happen”

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  7. blahblahblah

    a new mom with extreme “i have millions and i don’t need this sh*t” body language…

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  8. javiergoldstein

    I have more energy when I’m asleep than she does here…I kept waiting for her to say “dude”

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