Maybe the market will reverse? BA missed on the top line and the stock is getting claw-hammered, off by 6%. Apple’s numbers came in light, earnings JUST $18 billion for the quarter, sending the stock down 4%.
Are people fucking crazy?
European shares are lower and everyone is waiting for 2pm, when Janet Yellen crawls out from her luncheonette to give a speech on policy. My best guess is wanton stubbornness. After today’s Fed meeting, you’re gonna miss Dr. Benjamin Bernanke so much, you’ll create shrines for him in your house.
Another Dow component, UTX, missed and is trending lower.
Crude oil is off by 2% and financial advisors are kicking their robo-wealth allocators in the nuts, wondering when they’ll go to cash or buy some TLT.
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And the crybaby in the schoolyard is spanking his monkey because that’s what motivates him.
Can we just short this market and go on holiday for the rest of this year?
NOTHING MATTERS UNTIL 2PM
I added some AAPL because Tim Cook is the gay antichrist.
I mean… The ipencil? A huge iPad?
Apple needs to acquire Tesla and Tim cook needs to step down and let Elon run the show.