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Herbalife Trades Lower on Alleged Death by Milkshake

This was published in a Spanish newspaper. I had it translated, so that Carl Icahn could read it. You’re welcome Billy.

A woman of 28 years old, who was domiciled in the revolutionary neighborhood of this city, died at the General Hospital on October 21, victim of complications by the excessive consumption of “nutrients” that claim to be miracle, which produced him large amounts of lead in the blood and vital organs. This was unveiled by the Lord Luis Peralta, who revealed the unfortunate history in relation to the death of his daughter Lorena Peralta Baltazar. With tears in his eyes, Luis Peralta revealed that his daughter, a young woman with many aspirations of live, but above all to keep a slender figure, was becoming addicted products to lose weight of Herbalife, especially the famous milkshakes brand – which according to the person who supplied you – guaranteed you to keep your figure slender and young , by deleting this drink food diaries, in which the young woman swallowed every morning at fasting to suppress appetite. As consequences of that power for a period of more than six months, the woman began to feel severe pain throughout the body, including the kidneys, the pains I had were so intense that it was necessary to hospitalize her Tuesday 14 October at the general hospital in Huixtla, Chiapas. After her studies, doctors detected him a high amount of lead in the blood, resulting in kidney failure, complicated with liver, pancreas and other organs, and while she was treated, nothing was done to rescue them from death victim of the “miracle products”. This situation, doctors asked the father of the young man what was that consumed the jencitar to which the disconsolate man replied that it almost didn’t eat and only drank a Herbalife shake every day, at the time of adding the person who supplied him with the product assured him that it would drop weight. Since that day, Lorena Peralta Baltazar failed to recover and sadly passed away last Tuesday.

Shares have sold off a little. Perhaps people are still trying to translate the article.
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6 comments

  1. lesurgeon

    You’ve been Hammering out the blogs left and right.
    Much appreciated.

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  2. edgar

    “produced” lead? how does that work i wonder?

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  3. Dr. Fly

    Lol. No fucking clue

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  4. frog2

    garun fucking tee this girl was taking more than Herbalife milkshakes

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  5. stockslueth

    Get the lead out.

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