Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Gangs of New York

Is there a better actor than Daniel Day Lewis? Gangs of New York is a classic tale about a great city maturing and expanding outside of the old guard.

Immigrants were viewed as free loading vagrants, tossed back onto ships to fight our insane civil war. Politicans would encourage people to vote 4,5 even 20 times per election. And then there was the important matter of irish migrants vs the anglo-saxon gangs who hated them.

In many ways, the immigration issues in Gangs of NY are similar to what we face today with Mexico. The big difference was that we encouraged lots of immigration back then, for the war, for settlements, and for growth. Now we just need dish washers and people to man the lawn mowers.

This is an epic film, one of the best ever made.

Greetings and salutations,

I hope you enjoyed today’s trading session. It’s especially significant to me because it marks an epic upside call for Exodus. As I was telling you earlier this week, the last time Exodus enjoyed so many consecutive OS signals was during the market rout of 2011. That resulted in a 10% move to the upside, rather immediately.

As it stands now, every single oversold signal has been validated and successful.

LISTEN TO ME NOW. There are precisely 399 NASDAQS left in the tape, for the month of October alone. It will culminate to the point of extreme perversion, capstone and buzz-saw all of the bears to clown dust.

We will take it to the bears with extra vigor and tenacity, to repay them for all of their trespasses over the course of the past 3 months. Full compliment.

Ready the guns #fullcompliment #blacksails

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Finally and in closing, I am here to remind you that the iBC Conference is happening this October 24th, a date which shall live in infamy for centuries to come. Don’t miss it. As a reminder, if you upgrade any of our premium services to annual, you will be admitted for free. The VIP ticket, however, is not up for negotiation.

Good day to you.

NOTE: Fuck Carl Icahn.

You do the math.

Bad jobs markets equals no more Fed speeches menacing us with rate hike suggestions.

Today’s’ price action was capitulation. It also lured a fresh set of bears into the fray.

The perfect trap.

Up we go. Prepare to behead the heads of your enemies.

Top picks: BIDU, GG, SHAK, CLX, TWTR, AMCX

Bank stocks are suffering a miserable death today, thanks to a flattening yield curve, spurred on by the deflationary vortex we find ourselves in. On the other hand, gold and silver stocks are soaring.

Look, Janet Yellen is the Stalin, the Mussolini of our times. She is a deranged psychotic, who is incapable of empathy. Her band of morons at the Fed, all learned men but morons nonetheless, are trying to remain relevant by raising rates. Otherwise, what is their job description, exactly?

The truth is, the 19 trillion in national debt is the real problem here, the reason we’re bogged down, unable to invest in infrastructure projects. Unfortunately, there’s no way out from it, short of defaulting.

Maybe something will pop up, some unforseen avenue of growth, that will help us crawl out from under this burden. But, it’s not only our burden. Almost every single developed nation in the world is plagued with mountains of debt, record amounts. A massive restructering of the debt will need to be ironed out, one day. By that time, I intend to be living on  a different planet, unexposed to the wrath that will be gripping your planet.

Until that day happens, enjoy these 250 point down days, for they will feel like up days compared to what’s coming.

It’s as if the people on the television are fucking slow and have never seen this before.

I am going to talk to you like you were a child. Nod your head if you understand me (extra Macke).

The US cannot decouple from the global recession, just like how China could not escape our wrath in 2008.

Raising rates with 19 trillion in debt and much lower than expected inflation data makes zero sense. Basing the whole “raise rates now” campaign on “get it over with already” or “raise now to cut later” is juvenile and reckless.

10 yr treasury yields are below 2%. There is clearly a big problem here, but the Fed is tone deaf. This new Fed, led by Yellen, is not capable of responding to markets like Bernanke, which makes them dangerous.

We are very oversold, almost too much. The text book says rates cannot go higher; ergo, this sell off is childish and should be bought. The only problem with that position is the lack of credibility Yellen and her idiot governors have conjured up in recent months.

When cooler heads prevail, this market will turn on a dime and rally.

Bad news is now bad news, apparently. S&P futures are now off by 17, NASDAQ by 40, following a weaker than expected jobs report. Consensus was looking for 203k jobs created in September and just 142k were made.

I don’t get it. Don’t you fuckers want slightly weaker numbers in order to get the Fed off the rate hike speech tour? No you don’t. You just want to sell stocks for any reason whatsoever. If we added 1 billion jobs in September, you’d still sell off the market. Sick bastards.

On a separate but related note, credit suisse is out with some research today discussing the current market mood and they’ve declared it to be one of ‘panic’. Well news fucking flash, assholes from Switzerland. No kidding.

Look, the markets are in crash mode. Commodity related sectors fell by 40% over the past 3 months. Global markets are in turmoil. The dollar is surging, causing our exporters a great deal of pain. Of course the economic data was worse than expected. That’s the whole fucking point of this great exercise in futility. The market was telling you this for months. What is supposed to happen now is simple:

The Fed will shut the fuck up and reverse their decision about rate hikes. Should the data get worse, they should consider another round of QE. Look at he bond yields. No one is pricing in a rate hike, but deflation.

Gold is soaring, up 1.7%. European markets have given up their huge gains and our futures are seemingly crashing through the floor boards.

Happy fucking Friday.

September Average Workweek 34.5 vs 34.6 Briefing.com consensus; Prior 34.6

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September Nonfarm Private Payrolls 118K vs 200K Briefing.com consensus

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September Hourly Earnings +0.0% vs +0.2% Briefing.com consensus; Prior +0.3%

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September Unemployment Rate 5.1% vs 5.1% Briefing.com consensus; Prior 5.1%

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September Nonfarm Private 142K vs 205K Briefing.com consensus; Prior revised to 136K from 173K

NOTE: Futures are plunging on the bad jobs report, down 100. Does that make sense? Do you want a rate hike or not?

That might souund a bit counterproductive to the well being of the average citizenry. Then again, Wall Street has never been a place that cared about the average, un-monied, man.

The Fed has their guns pointed right at us. Should tomorrow’s jobs report exceeed the anticipated 203,000 new jobs created, a Fed rate hike might become a reality.

On the other hand, if by chance we should miss that number, perhaps miserably, the trolls over at the Fed will have no choice but to stand down and proceed to playing games of bridge, instead of contemplating a rate hike.

Futures are higher by 0.6%, ahead of the open. But that’s rather meaningless, since everything hinges on tomorrow’s numbers.

As an aside, both Europe and Asian markets are having productive sessions.

This isn’t a game anymore.

Treasury Secretary Lew, a man who gives zero fucks, is warning Congress that they need to quit trying to provoke a government shutdown and to pass a funding bill ASAP. If you recall, the last time Congress did this, the market suffered. This go around, following a Fed meeting date on 10/28, the November 5th deadline is especially ominous.

“Over the past ten days, we have received quarterly corporate and individual tax receipts and additional information about the activities of certain large trust funds, including military retirement trust funds,” Lew wrote in his letter to Boehner. “The tax receipts were lower than we previously projected, and the trust fund investments were higher than projected- resulting in a net decrease of resources available to the United States government.”

Lew added, “Based on this new information, we now estimate that Treasury is likely to exhaust its extraordinary measures on or about Thursday, November 5. At that point, we would be left to fund the government with only the cash we have on hand, which we currently forecast to be below $30 billion. This amount would be far short of net expenditures on certain days, which can be as high as $60 billion. Moreover, given certain payments that are due in early to mid-November, we anticipate that our remaining cash would be depleted quickly.”

It’s also worth noting that Lew is pointing out that tax receipts are coming in less than expected. In other words, the economy is slowing.

I am sure the Fed will read this press release and counter it with a speech talking about the glamour and bubble-esque nature of this economy and how it desperately needs an emergency rate hike.

The closer we get to a funding crisis, the more volatile the markets will become.

Fuck it; I will take it. We reversed nearly 60 NASDAQS and closed green. This is almost EXACTLY what Option Addict was discussing earlier today.

The good news is the market said “fuck it” and bought stocks despite what the Fed had to say. The bad news is the fucking Fed will be out and about tomorrow, trying to induce market calamity.

NFLX is the truth and TWTR is Fred Wilson’s shitting grounds.

Market breadth was only 37% today, so I have nothing, whatsoever, to celebrate this evening.

More later.