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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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THERE ARE 399 NASDAQS OF UPSIDE REMAINING

Greetings and salutations,

I hope you enjoyed today’s trading session. It’s especially significant to me because it marks an epic upside call for Exodus. As I was telling you earlier this week, the last time Exodus enjoyed so many consecutive OS signals was during the market rout of 2011. That resulted in a 10% move to the upside, rather immediately.

OS

As it stands now, every single oversold signal has been validated and successful.

LISTEN TO ME NOW. There are precisely 399 NASDAQS left in the tape, for the month of October alone. It will culminate to the point of extreme perversion, capstone and buzz-saw all of the bears to clown dust.

We will take it to the bears with extra vigor and tenacity, to repay them for all of their trespasses over the course of the past 3 months. Full compliment.

Ready the guns #fullcompliment #blacksails

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Good day to you.

NOTE: Fuck Carl Icahn.

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18 comments

  1. badduck

    “Full compliment”

    Bahahhahaha

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  2. ebtda

    all aboard! epic squeezzze.

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  3. mfalke

    Powerful market today http://i.imgur.com/k1o5Gjj.jpg

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  4. mackypinky

    I’m going to f*ck like a champ tonite (extra dirk diggler)

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  5. heckler

    Did you buy anything Fly?

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  6. blahblahblah

    uh look it’s 1951 again

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  7. zuulgetsloggedouteveryday
    zuulgetsloggedouteveryday

    The narrative is about to turn and all that 401k money is going to go back into mutual funds. The mutual funds will be buying Facebooks and Googles and Biogens and all sorts of S&P stocks and many other things.

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  8. the dude

    All those volatility neutral algos will need to ramp up buying as the market goes up. What a stupid strategy. Could be a melt-up.

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  9. it is showtime

    MY BIS STILL UP 41% IM GRABBING ANOTHER CORONA

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    • ironbird

      Dude that was a source of funds rally. Possibly it continues. Surprised you felt the need to opine. Let her rip it looks like.

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    • woj

      @showtime, no chance you are up 41% in BIS. That would mean your basis is precisely the July lows, which I highly doubt considering you have been calling for this move for 6 years.

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      • frog

        Bears usually do not do real trading. They do paper trading, and they feel free to revise it after the fact, thorugh the use of hindsight.

        In a stock market that does have downturns, but in the long run overall goes up, one can not assume that Bears are in touch with, or live in, the real world in any way.

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  10. pb

    Reversal on Monday.

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  11. zheeeem

    Can I start beheading my enemies soon?

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